from my buddy Eli's myspace bulletin:

...the time between death and mockery is suddenly nil. I kinda love it.




rad. tasteless, but rad.

MSN 30 secs ago:



hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:00 AM)
also rip steve irwin

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:04 AM)
i know

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:06 AM)
they say that chuck norris

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:10 AM)
no

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:11 AM)
NOOO

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:13 AM)
dressed up like a manta ray

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:13 AM)
nooo

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:16 AM)
that's so wrong

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:20 AM)
that is sooo wrong

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:21 AM)
hahahaha

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:22 AM)
and ROUNDHOUSE

780.eric@gmail.com says: (1:43:22 AM)
i love it

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:24 AM)
KICKED

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:28 AM)
STEVE

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:32 AM)
no no

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:41 AM)
ROUNDHOUSE KICKED A NEEDLE

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:46 AM)
oh my god.

hsin. INTERSTELLA 5555 says: (1:43:59 AM)
i am FINISHED.

hey,

... as the winter weather starts to creep up on us, what more could you ask for than a...

...nose warmer?

oh yeah, the inbred episode right?
FETI that's yuck.

I should send that to my embryology prof. He's nuts about weird shit like that.

Although, between weird lectures about the body as a series of balloons, and his insistence in the anatomy lab that we stick our hands in body cavities at every opportunity, I'm not sure he needs encouragement.

huh? noooo. His twin brother developed INSIDE of him and was acting like a parsite on him. So when they opened him up and took out what they THOUGHT was going to be cancer, it turned out to be a human being (his own "unborn" brother in fact) that had been living inside of his belly for the entire 36 years of his life. It's a rare condition called FETUS IN FETU (I am taking a wild stab in the dark that in latin that means "fetus within a fetus").

That is FUCKED.

That's like x-files shit or something. Remember that one where the dude's little brother lived in his stomach and was like this little mutated monster thing? TOTALLY X-FILES.

wait, so he was giving birth to cancer?

this is fucked up:

PREGNANT MAN

ugh.

at least he died doing what he loved, toying with dangerous animals

If anyone's up for it, I'm off to see Little Miss Sunshine at South Edmonton Common today. It's the 3:40 show.