you know how parents make these really vague nebulous statements like "don't kick that soccer ball in the house"? If you ask me, that sounds like counter-intuitive rationale. They should really put an effort into qualifying those statements and attempt to apply some relevancy. Like if they said "don't kick that soccer ball in the house or you'll knock over your computer monitor and spill the ashes from your hookah all over the floor", then I probably would've paid more attention to what they had to say.

FUCK.

Coyotes, Comrie not close in negotiations:

A source close to the negotiations, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said at this point the parties are so far apart financially it seems unlikely a new deal will be agreed upon before Comrie’s arbitration hearing Aug. 4.

I'd think the green dude would be relieved that it was a one-shot kill...

the trigger is red, so it's obviously the red dude. That's why he's the leader. Also, you'll notice that the green dude is less than enthused throughout the whole comic... I think that alludes to the fact that he's the next to go after bluey's gone and he's having a bit of an existential crisis at this point.

Who pulls the trigger of that enormous gun?

FUCKSYESSS:

Final Fantasy w/ Bob Wiseman & The Phonemes
Saturday Sept 16
@ Power Plant

HAHAHAHAH....HAHAHAHAh... It's so sick....HAHAAHA... but so hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Ah, Perry Bible, you've done it again:

Where's my new computer?

And while we're at it...

Where's my new NSX?

Ah, so new computer is finally in a state good enough for work. Now I just have to fix that pesky unable-to-play-windows-media-video-version-3 problem, and I'll be good to go.

w00t.