hello from europe! yay for the oilers! see you all in three weeks!

VOLTRON GOT SERVED

It's a pretty rad video.

Net conked out on me for half a hour as well. Damn those punk ass kids!

Internet's back!

but you already knew that...

that was an awkward balf hour, am I that reliant on the 'net?

Ah, Ask.com, how little you know about us.

Why god?! Why?! Why no more Twister? That's like saying there aren't going to be anymore Grand Arms!

kay. i've had a change of heart. we might try ONE LAST TWISTER tomorrow night.
if we do, this could be the last one of all time.
so if you wanna check it out, tomorrow night's the one to hit.
thanks all

Semi-regular McSweeney's highlight feature:

UTOPIAN ENDINGS FOR REALITY SHOWS.

The Amazing Race

The contestants notice they are in another country and decide to stop racing, interact meaningfully with people, and learn about local culture. Host Phil stands at the pit stop in the dark, waiting and waiting. Finally, he realizes no one is coming. He turns to the camera and says, "I am now free from the spell that was cast on me eons ago—a curse that said I must wander the earth until I could find a group of people who valued strangers from another nation as much as they valued themselves." He does a folkloric jig, then dances off into the night, released.

Me was thinking and me just don't get it. Why is me a monster? No one else called monster on Sesame Street. Well, no one who isn't really monster. Two-Headed Monster have two heads, so he real monster. Herry Monster strong and look angry, so he probably real monster, too. But is me really monster?

Me thinks me have serious problem. Me thinks me addicted. But since when it acceptable to call addict monster? It affliction. It disease. It burden. But does it make me monster?

DANCEPARTYCREW

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

as a birthday gift to you, you should come out to TOP GEAR on Friday night as there will be a wicked danceparty, featuring the likes of Dietzche V + snowdudes, and some serious DJ talent (minus dj generic) in the likes of Nik & Jaycie Jayce from ShoutOutOutOutOut, and the supremeness himself, DUSTY GROOVES
it's gonna be awesome!!