I can hear the fuckin party from my right here in my house. Clarky and I ate pizza at Steel Wheels and saw the Oiler's win on Phil's little TV. We then walked up and down whyte, and it was just barely getting started and already it was packed. Tonight's gonna be fuckin insane. There were fireworks already. This one dude in front of us was giving hi-fives to everybody and smoked this one dude flat in the face. It was hilarious. I wish I had that on video. The guy was like "ohh fuck, my face! ow!!!" and the dude giving hi-5s hears me laughing like crazy behind him and he turns around and he's like "dude, sometimes shit happens".

I also accidentally walked right into some girls tits and she was like "oh, I'm SO sorry, I'm sorry!" And I'm thinking "uh, what?". That was pretty awesome.

built this city....

Net riot!!! The Oilers won!!! WOOOoooOOOOOOOooOOoo!!

wanna get hiiiiiiiigh?

Worst running joke ever! Enough with this towel crap!

Who performs on Conan in towels, bathrobes and showercaps? Apparently, Gnarls Barkley.

so much for throwing the towel in, Ducks

I added towel day to the calendar as an annual event... now we won't forget next year!

Shit, I completely forgot. Happy Towel Day, everyone!:

Towel Day is celebrated every May 25 as a tribute by fans of the late author Douglas Adams. The commemoration was first held in 2001, two weeks after his death on May 11, and since then has been extended to an annual event. On this day, fans carry a towel with them throughout the day.

All phone companies are like that, but especially Telus. They think they have some monopoly on phones or something. I also like how they try to back charge you on "services" you don't use like enchanced 911 service. They back charged my sister 50 cents for every month she owned her phone. She wanted to get rid of her phone but they would charge her a 20 dollar penalty for every month she still had on her 3 year contract. It ended up being cheaper if she just kept her phone and paid the back charges. Damn Telus!