I am a horrible, evil man. I've done many bad things and I don't deserve any happiness which I have gotten. I may appear all good and pure, but deep down inside I'm no better then a wild beast. I'm not asking for any of your forgiveness, I actually don't know what I'm asking for. I just want the world to know that I know I have done bad and if I could I would take it all back. Unfortunately this isn't possible. Even though I'm worse then a beast, don't I deserve the right to live?

English soccer fan insures against failure:

Die-hard fan Paul Hucker reportedly has insured himself from psychological pain should his beloved England disappoint in next month's World Cup of Soccer.

According to Agence-France Presse, Hucker has taken out a $1-million pound ($2.4-million Cdn) insurance policy to protect himself from severe mental shock should England exit early from the tournament.

paras, add an extra "I" to the end of the "VI" in that last post, please and thank you. It's too much work always logging in and out when Clarky uses this board too. Thus, I have unfortunately forfeited editing capabilities.

hmm... that just sounds like a gay jedi with a ubiquitous homosexual lisp.

EPISODE VII: queer eye for the jedi

May the Fourth be with you.

(Some lame ass joke some radio DJ was spewing out today.)

Heh, funny.

Dutch: Turbo McKwek
Portuguese: Capitão Bóing

Hey Paras - I could only log in with the old version with the 'Remember Me' option on.

I'm off to Calgary for a couple days - see you all later!

It's not their fault, eric. They had to deal with a goalie that had Launchpad McQuack on his mask. (Fuck, I wish I could find a decent image of that. It's got at least a few early-90s, Disney-Saturday-Afternoon-with-Mike-Sobel characters on it. I know I saw the aforementioned Launchpad, and I think one of the CBC announcers mentioned Darkwing Duck.)

calgary = fucking useless