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Clearly the Oiler fan's current arrogance about the way this series is going is slightly over the top. He might look at this series and think that, but for a few lucky bounces, the team could conceivably be one win away from a sweep.
Alongside that urge, naturally, rests that nagging doubt in your mind. That feeling that, in all likelihood, the arrogance will be for naught, the Red Wings will attain some superhuman form, and the Oilers will show themselves to be the same old underachievers, probably culminating with some unlikelyPronger defenceman putting the puck in his own net.
I call on you, the hesitantly hopeful Oiler fan, to ignore that pessimistic voice. Supposing that that irritatingly smug voice is right, and that your team will falter and fail to move on to the second round, then clearly now is the best time to make the most of that swagger; now, while you still can. On the flip side, should the copper and blue actually maintain this unlikely run and eliminate the erstwhile Greek bobsleigh hopeful, and dirty, cheap, diving, Hemsky-face-smashing bastard and his mates, your assumption -- your Dubyan determination in the face of all rational doubt -- will prove all the more correct, and you may lord it over your fellow (yet lesser) Oiler fans.
So might I say, while I still can, and while I can still claim that I am drunk on fortunate results of the recent past, a lack of sleep (not to mention that faint, haunting, ominous scent of formalin, anatomy lab, and the accompanying dread of Friday morning's bellringer exam):
OILERS IN FIVE!!!! (or maybe six... or possibly seven)
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April 27, 2006 -- 1:10 PM
posted by alison
well I think I know what impaired driving is like. more or less... fuck, I am way too sick to be on the roads. (all 10 minutes that I was were really more than enough) so much for trying to get to work for the afternoon. I'm going to go sleep now.
I feel so bad for supposedly ditching work two days in a row (i'm sure my mom would say that), but like hell I could do anything anyway, we're planting trees, lifting things - ha! - and carrying stuff, not such good options for me right now. And even if I was to sit on my butt and enter numbers, I'd probably pass out. I am so dizzy. Thankfully the compy at home doesn't have a flickering monitor... but even this is starting to make me ill.
well, Go Oilers Go! if I'm coherent enough, maybe I'll listen to the radio. happy Thursday everyone. i hope you're all faring much better than me.
April 27, 2006 -- 10:57 AM
posted by edo
While Rick Mercer might not like the federal government very much... I think it's misguided to call them a bunch of pricks over the flag issue. I think alot of the flag/coffin-plane issue is media sensationalism anyways.
If Rick really wanted to write about something that makes the feds look like pricks... he could have written about this:
Shock jock monitors CRTC
Somehow it's easier to picture smarmy grins on the faces of certain government and opposition MP's faces over this issue.
April 27, 2006 -- 10:18 AM
posted by eric
KAY NO MORE HORSECUNTING AROUND!!! WE HAVE TO GO SEE THE NOISE CONSPIRACY FOR SURE NOW, CAUSE THE FEVER IS MUTHAFUCKIN' OPENING FOR THEM
oh you think you don't know who they are, but you DO. you've heard this song EVERY SINGLE TIME you've been at MOD CLUB, but didn't know the title. and i've dropped it at Twister
the FEVER - LADYFINGERS (video)
April 27, 2006 -- 8:32 AM
posted by eric
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PS you guys missed a hilarious PALM PILOT joke from Matty last night. next time you see him have him tell it to you
April 26, 2006 -- 10:09 PM
posted by Par
Some hockey reading for the bored (or for those not enamoured by thoracic anatomy and would like nothing more than to not have to study for the exam on Friday):
MacT and Babcock disagree about which Oiler has been the best player in the series thus far. (I can only hope they drum up some more candidates over the next couple of days.)
The Hockey News takes some... interesting letters:
I’m worried. Can a damaged shoulder really affect my game?
- Jaromir J, New York
You probably won’t have the strength to start with, but take it slow and you will regain your form. Try moving down to a small wood instead of a long iron.
Clearly the Oiler fan's current arrogance about the way this series is going is slightly over the top. He might look at this series and think that, but for a few lucky bounces, the team could conceivably be one win away from a sweep.
Alongside that urge, naturally, rests that nagging doubt in your mind. That feeling that, in all likelihood, the arrogance will be for naught, the Red Wings will attain some superhuman form, and the Oilers will show themselves to be the same old underachievers, probably culminating with some unlikely
I call on you, the hesitantly hopeful Oiler fan, to ignore that pessimistic voice. Supposing that that irritatingly smug voice is right, and that your team will falter and fail to move on to the second round, then clearly now is the best time to make the most of that swagger; now, while you still can. On the flip side, should the copper and blue actually maintain this unlikely run and eliminate the erstwhile Greek bobsleigh hopeful, and dirty, cheap, diving, Hemsky-face-smashing bastard and his mates, your assumption -- your Dubyan determination in the face of all rational doubt -- will prove all the more correct, and you may lord it over your fellow (yet lesser) Oiler fans.
So might I say, while I still can, and while I can still claim that I am drunk on fortunate results of the recent past, a lack of sleep (not to mention that faint, haunting, ominous scent of formalin, anatomy lab, and the accompanying dread of Friday morning's bellringer exam):
April 26, 2006 -- 5:13 PM
posted by eric
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/images/blowjob.jpg
April 26, 2006 -- 10:16 AM
posted by nobody knows my photogenic face
huh, I've never seen that picture of me before.
I like how nik writes his playlist on his arm.
April 26, 2006 -- 9:46 AM
posted by eric
ATTENCIONE!! JEREMY!!
eric@hipstertwister.com
a reminder about youknowwhat for youknowwho (hint hint, CROTCHLESS PANTIES)
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