DESTROY!!!

Oh, the Futureshop online store has a promotion for this Sunday.

Who wants to do something tonight?

DANNY
i got your summer time anthem right here:


VICE review:
HA HA HA. It's the whole Straight Outta Compton record, but ONLY the curses. That's it! The whole record takes about five minutes to listen to and it's just a sound collage of: "Bitch! Motherfucker! Pussy-ass bitch! Nigga! Bitch bitch ho!" GENIUS!
JOE BLOW

From mudcrutch:

The last time I watched an Oilers playoff game, I didn't have any university degrees. I'm now about a month and a half from my third. It's been too long.

Yeah, but I mean Jarret Stoll has more points than Jarmoe. What does that say?

more TRIVIA:

RAFFI TORRES or MILAN HEJDUK?
the WTF meter just went gonzo

TRIVIA:
who's scored more goals this season? RYAN SMYTH or JAROME IGINLA?
uh yeah. Smytteeeeee. believe it.

Jere, I give you your dream kitchen:

Assemble a kitchen chemistry set and toast to covalent bonding

Creature's picture irks Board of Ed member:

[Kansas] State Board of Education member Connie Morris took exception Wednesday to a picture of a made-up creature that satirizes the state's new science standards hanging on a Stucky Middle School teacher's door.
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The creature, called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is the creation of Bobby Henderson of Corvallis, Ore. It looks like a clump of spaghetti with two eyes sticking out of the top and two meatballs flanking the eyes.
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Morris asked principal Kenneth Jantz to have the picture taken down.
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The picture was still on the door at the end of the school day Wednesday.