Jere, I give you your dream kitchen:

Assemble a kitchen chemistry set and toast to covalent bonding

Creature's picture irks Board of Ed member:

[Kansas] State Board of Education member Connie Morris took exception Wednesday to a picture of a made-up creature that satirizes the state's new science standards hanging on a Stucky Middle School teacher's door.
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The creature, called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is the creation of Bobby Henderson of Corvallis, Ore. It looks like a clump of spaghetti with two eyes sticking out of the top and two meatballs flanking the eyes.
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Morris asked principal Kenneth Jantz to have the picture taken down.
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The picture was still on the door at the end of the school day Wednesday.

Sweet.

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Happy B-day Tom!

Happy Birthday, Tom. I guess you were one of the ones I missed... I apologize.

And, Alison, what exactly are you planning? Eyebrows are raised when Spock, assassinations and vegetarians are mentioned together.

Edit: I just realized the eyebrows/Spock thing. I apologize, once again.

haha, and another one:

hmm...

in other news, Spock and Kirk are vegetarians!!!

and, if you've ever wondered, here's a primer on the ins and outs of assassination.

oh, and happy birthday Tom.

thank u gents.... feel free to come by my place after ur band practice, i need to get fucked up, its been a rough day. its usually a bad start to the day when u get an 8 o'clock wakeup call from ur boss wondering where u are for ur 7:30 shift. especially when the night previous u were up till 3:30 watching the bob dylan documentary no direction home, which by the way u enjoyed tremendously.

T-BONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

word. we school all them Fooz