The accelerator has jammed, the brakes have burned out and I'm trapped in my BMW doing 130mph

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uh like, that was like me yo.

also, Jere you and Dana should have come up to the front with us! it was retarded - as in, we were surrounded by retards. it was still fun though.
also check your cellphone man, seriously i txted you that weird dream like a month ago and it's probably still sitting in your inbox. RED ASS yo, we gotta bring shit back!

When it senses that the tire are slipping it directs a portion of the power to the rear tires otherwise it's a front wheel drive. So that's how it is. Maybe I'll just confine my sights for future dream vehicles on the Energuide list.

1) Percy a Lancer Evo? Get a real man's car get a friggin Skyline GT-R! The all wheel drive on the evo is not active 4 wheel drive it's partial time real drive. When it senses that the tire are slipping it directs a portion of the power to the rear tires otherwise it's a front wheel drive. At least the GT-R is rear biased so you can actually drift and get better handling. The STI is all wheel active all wheel drive, waste more gas but all the tires are driving, plus better handling. Plus the insurance is really going to kill you. Putting it in perspective to own a evo and live comfortablly (basically not putting all your money into paying off the car, insurance and depreciation) you''l have to make approximately $100,000 a year! Yikes! Percy settle for something fun but cheaper. It's a young man's foolish decisions to get a expensive car, when they could of settled for a cheaper car that is just as fun and have some money in the bank. I mean it is easy to payoff a car but the upkeep and everything else will drive you insane. I admit I got the RSX and even though it was used and 20% cheaper then a new car it cost a little too much every month to have it. That being said this is probally my vain, foolish car. Next car is probally going to be more sensible, you know Camry, Accord, or Altima.

2)Everyone why can't you just calm the fuck down! How come we always get riled up when shit starts flying around. You know we post antagonizing stuff for entertainment purposes. Take it easy, let your steam out at virtually yelling at each other, then forget about it.

haha...Taylor...I'm glad to have to you back. It's been too long. Hey man..you ever buy that QUEEN size bed?

first of all, i think it's fair to say i've always been an asshole. it all comes down to who gets in the path of destruction. i don't think i insulted ALL of my friends, just the ones who got offended...but those sucky bitches prob'ly had it coming to them anyways. they should try to be more awesome.-possibly even assholes, but the severly awesome kind, like me.-yeah, i like that. more awesomer, less bitch-face. i hope by now people can handle that i am never serious, ever...except for this next part- i am deadly serious-learn to deal, or go suck a bag of dicks. it's your choice, cocksuckerface.

love always,
eric

By the way, if you wanted a ship to enter the atmosphere from high orbit at extremely high speed, but you aren't interested in having it burn up, can taking away the atmosphere be enough? What weapon is necessary to destroy or displace a planet's atmosphere to allow a futuristic mech of apocalypse to plunge planetside at 10,000 miles an hour?

Mitsubishi's Lancer Evolution is truly tempting. Too bad there's no way I would suddenly decide to live a double life as a street racer (...and own a Lan Evo). But, if my catapult transportation devices don't take over the future, the Lan Evo is going to be my exit strategy.

i sit on the fucking computer all day i have nothing to do i spent about 4 hours on amazon