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November 11, 2011 -- 10:31 PM
posted by Al

Well guess the built in snow repulser field for the snowthrower I bought is going to fail tonight. No biggy though have to get snow at some point this winter.

November 10, 2011 -- 1:40 PM
posted by MattL

That's odd, I consider smart phones and other micro-PC's to be very tactile. I'm very familiar with the shape and feel of my BB, and when I think about it, that's what comes to mind, not the screen. Also, people seem to really love holding and stroking, errrrr..... controlling their touch screen iThings. That seems to be a big part of it. I'd say people use their hands more for communicating now than ever before.

Lastly, if McD's was just trying to profit off temporary pork prices and chicken shortages (price increases?), why wouldn't they just make McNuggets out of pork? I bet you could bleach it and make it taste like a chicken nugget.

Pork poppers. Boneless pork ribs. McRiblets. And so on.

November 09, 2011 -- 2:49 PM
posted by Par

Slow day at work = long reads:

A Brief Rant On The Future Of Interaction Design:

There's a reason that our fingertips have some of the densest areas of nerve endings on the body. This is how we experience the world close-up. This is how our tools talk to us. The sense of touch is essential to everything that humans have called "work" for millions of years.

Now, take out your favorite Magical And Revolutionary Technology Device. Use it for a bit.

What did you feel? Did it feel glassy? Did it have no connection whatsoever with the task you were performing?

I call this technology Pictures Under Glass. Pictures Under Glass sacrifice all the tactile richness of working with our hands, offering instead a hokey visual facade.

Is that so bad, to dump the tactile for the visual? Try this: close your eyes and tie your shoelaces. No problem at all, right? Now, how well do you think you could tie your shoes if your arm was asleep? Or even if your fingers were numb? When working with our hands, touch does the driving, and vision helps out from the back seat.

To take this to an extreme, imagine that you're completely blind. Yeah, that's a tough life, but you can still pretty much take care of yourself and do the things that people do. Do you know what it's called when you lose all sense of touch? It's called paralysis, and they push you around in a wheelchair while you calculate black hole radiation.

Pictures Under Glass is an interaction paradigm of permanent numbness. It's a Novocaine drip to the wrist. It denies our hands what they do best. And yet, it's the star player in every Vision Of The Future.

To me, claiming that Pictures Under Glass is the future of interaction is like claiming that black-and-white is the future of photography. It's obviously a transitional technology. And the sooner we transition, the better.


And, for the porkivores, A Conspiracy of Hogs: The McRib as Arbitrage:
The McRib was, at least in part, born out of the brute force that McDonald’s is capable of exerting on commodities markets. According to this history of the sandwich, Chef Arend created the McRib because McDonald’s simply could not find enough chickens to turn into the McNuggets for which their franchises were clamoring. Chef Arend invented something so popular that his employer could not even find the raw materials to produce it, because it was so popular. “There wasn’t a system to supply enough chicken,” he told Maxim. Well, Chef Arend had recently been to the Carolinas, and was so inspired by the pulled pork barbecue in the Low Country that he decided to create a pork sandwich for McDonald’s to placate the frustrated franchisees.

But the McRib might not have existed were it not for McDonald’s stunning efficiency at turning animals into products you want to buy.

November 07, 2011 -- 7:52 PM
posted by Al

Hi everyone,

Well Movember is here so I will once again try to grow a mustache. Unfortunately this year this Movember means that much more to me: my cousin died less then a month ago from cancer. Even though we were not super close I feel a kinship with him as he was my age. So I'm going to try and raise as much money as I can this year.

You can help me out by going to the link below and donating:

http://www.movember.com/m/851272

Or if you actually see me you can donate money directly to me and I will fill out a form so you can get a tax rebate for your generosity.

Thanks to everyone in advance,
Al

November 05, 2011 -- 8:47 AM
posted by alison

Best line I've read on the internet in a while:

"Flesh-eating sea birds:
can't live with them;
don't have to."

November 04, 2011 -- 6:46 AM
posted by Al

You should go to the scotch tasting for two reasons:

1)Scotch
2)Free

November 04, 2011 -- 6:44 AM
posted by Par

Oilers record with a defenseman #44 with initials CP: 49-30-15 (.550)
Without: 163-205-42 (.442)

Small sample sizes FTW!

November 04, 2011 -- 6:44 AM
posted by Al

You would be suprised how even with the google function how many people still can't do these task.

November 03, 2011 -- 9:05 PM
posted by Beck

What use is using an Ipad if you are stuck on the side of the road and can't put on a spare? Or you need to eat something all the resturants are closed and you are stuck at home.


Googling "how to change a tire" or "how to cook *some meat you find in the freezer*"?


The Oilers Season So Far

GoalsAssistsPoints
Guys Named Ryan131326
Everyone Else133245

November 02, 2011 -- 9:34 PM
posted by alison

Apparently being in motorcycle races doesn't mean you can't rescue livestock from irrigation canals...
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