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So... um... Henrik Zetterberg & his wife had a weird wedding:


In case you're wondering, this is him and his wife:



They convinced (who knows how) all their guests to dress up in old-timey swim suits for a group photo in Sweden... (with fake moustaches and cokebottle glasses too). ... Can you imagine telling Nicklas Lidstrom, or Pavel Datsyuk that they have to put these things on? Hilarious.

Seriously: Lidstrom

BP photoshop fail pics

Random thought...

Whiskey doesn't ever go bad if properly stored, twinkies can survive a nuclear war.

So if WWIII happens the only left to eat will be twinkies and whiskey... Yeah!

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Here's the photo:

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I just think I'd be able to eat a pie faster if I liked the flavour. So for me, cherry pie would go down faster than apple.

really Beck? You're that picky about pie?

I'm guessing they'll have rhubarb, apple and berry pies. ... maybe peach. Who knows. Likely no lemon meringue or coconut cream.

I can't believe I almost typed "the point is not to enjoy them, it's to eat them quickly" ... how could you not enjoy eating pie??? I'd be a crappy pie eating contest competitor, apparently.