So... um... Henrik Zetterberg & his wife had a weird wedding:


In case you're wondering, this is him and his wife:



They convinced (who knows how) all their guests to dress up in old-timey swim suits for a group photo in Sweden... (with fake moustaches and cokebottle glasses too). ... Can you imagine telling Nicklas Lidstrom, or Pavel Datsyuk that they have to put these things on? Hilarious.

Seriously: Lidstrom

BP photoshop fail pics

Random thought...

Whiskey doesn't ever go bad if properly stored, twinkies can survive a nuclear war.

So if WWIII happens the only left to eat will be twinkies and whiskey... Yeah!

Old Spice Scholar:


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Here's the photo:

Hey all if you could do me a favor... Melanie Lynn Jerome, the mom, of one of my friends and her vehicle have been missing for 6 days. Please be on the look out for a black jeep wrangler sahara edition, 4dr hard top and black rims. License plate number LYT 724. Contact edmonton police at 423-4567 if seen. Thanks


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I just think I'd be able to eat a pie faster if I liked the flavour. So for me, cherry pie would go down faster than apple.

really Beck? You're that picky about pie?

I'm guessing they'll have rhubarb, apple and berry pies. ... maybe peach. Who knows. Likely no lemon meringue or coconut cream.

I can't believe I almost typed "the point is not to enjoy them, it's to eat them quickly" ... how could you not enjoy eating pie??? I'd be a crappy pie eating contest competitor, apparently.

There's no info as to what type of pie, the type of pie would directly affect my performance... also, you need a team of 3 to enter.

In other news, this has to be most interesting piece of spam that's been able to sneak past the gmail filter:

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You will have to buy all these except for a computer and a color printer which we are sure you will have at home. Interested? Reply by filling this application.

EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION FORM:

Full Name:
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PO.Box Not Accepted:
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omg... Millarville (about an hour from my apartment, and just south of Calgary), is having a fair on the 21st of August. AND, as part of the fair, they're having a PIE EATING CONTEST! Who wants to go? :)

(More info here)