And oh yeah delicious!

Who knew the power to destroy could be so funny!

I thought this was funny. ... also HI! ok, ciao.

Bacteria used to turn gears

I have a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special and would like everyone to enjoy this little gem with me.

Lets say Tuesday evening, 7pm at my place.

Synopsis:

Luke Skywalker and Han Solo battle evil Imperial forces to help Chewbacca reach his imperiled family on the Wookiee planet - in time for Life Day, their most important day of the year!

I think as a quota I'm allowed to like one crazy Italian song:



Don't ask enjoy!

How to make a billion dollars, the easy way.

For future reference, if you mouseover the quote on the top right there you'll get the quotee, but this one's from the 1984 hit film The Muppets Take Manhattan. Kermit is trying to sell their show by pretending to be a well-connected agent visiting a broadway producer named Leonard Winesop (played by John Landis). Also, I think he's cross-dressing, but it's hard to say.

(The line before Kermit busts into the guy's office is him on the phone asking "What? A frog with an afro?" Classic.)

Dunno why it's taken so long for me to hear the first Tiger Woods joke... but here it is.

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal..
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

Also, what's the "Boffo, Lenny! Socko, Lenny!" reference? A google search isn't helping, although if you do an image search you'll find that we're numbers 1-5 on there, and that two of those images are from an interesting cache...

Only one obvious reason for me to see Avatar:

Giant robots of destruction!