My next album:

Say hurrah for Flames today!

I love this site:

Committee Chair - “Dr. Nick this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges the most troubling are: performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant…”

Dr. Nick - “But I cleaned it with my napkin!

coming soon (to the states, at least): cola with real sugar.

i don't know about pepsi, but for coke, real sugar is noticeably better.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/16/AR2009021601565_pf.html

I've been one-upped! Not like this finding fattier and fattier foods is a good one-upping. Anyways got to make one of these heart-attacks on a plate one day...

Beards on the Rise:

But the best beards are noble — for truly remarkable cultivation, they require boldness, persistence, and a willful indifference to the status quo. Hipsters and bikers alike may grow beards as a form of subtle rebellion; engineers may let their faces sprout through uncaring (for conventional standards of grooming as well as for simple effort); weirdos at comic-conventions may simply want to hide weak chins. Beards are grown today for all these reasons and many others.

Yet one element links them all — they are grown in defiance of Big Razor’s omnipresent control of the mainstream media. The empire built by filthy-rich huckster King Gillette appeals constantly to our masculine instincts with commercials full of swooping fighter-jets and square-jawed, clean-shaven heroes. Virtually no romantic protagonist in the media wears a beard today, from loving husbands who buy their wives gaudy diamonds and Lexuses to aspirational Axe Body Spray and Miller Lite dude-bro meatheads.

I don't believe there is, Ray.

Peter Sellers and Kermit:

Hows about this Al?

The Bacon Explosion Wellington

In response to the original Bacon Explosion: two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce with the addition of cheese and egg, wrapped in croissant dough.

If I ate this even I would get fat!