I wished I lived somewhere where dogs and cows could freely roam the streets. It would make owning a crazy Lab much easier! And I could probably manage riding my horse whereever I needed to get to and that would be awesome.

And eliminate the need for keys.

Found them!

Rev. Joseph Lowery today:

Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get back, when brown can stick around -- (laughter) -- when yellow will be mellow -- (laughter) -- when the red man can get ahead, man -- (laughter) -- and when white will embrace what is right. Let all those who do justice and love mercy say amen.

Some of the more interesting video snippets from my trip to India:

Custom Indian Shirts:

Yay! No longer will Dick Cheney hold any power! Joe Biden's taking over, bitches! Finally, someone will steer that Bush kid in the righ...

Oh, they're getting a new President, too?

So who wants to see the Wrestler on saturday? I'm thinking 9:10 PM showing, this will be at the Princess theater.

So if you want to see a torn and broken man wax philosophically like a Yukio Mishima novel then listen to my commentary during the movie, otherwise come and see the movie.

Find them yet?

I hate it when I lose my keys...

Microsoft Songsmith...

generates musical accompaniment to match a singer’s voice. Just choose a musical style, sing into your PC’s microphone, and Songsmith will create backing music for you. Then share your songs with your friends and family, post your songs online, or create your own music videos.

superuseless superpowers:

Eventual Kevlar Skin.
Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Boink.