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August 19, 2008 -- 9:03 PM
posted by Par
Open question brought up as I was going to pick my mom up from work tonight:
Who bikes down Terwillegar Drive? Shirtless? And hands-free?
August 19, 2008 -- 12:05 PM
posted by Par
Don't listen to him, Evil Al! He's just out to get you!
Happy Birthday. Next Shirley Temple's on me.
August 19, 2008 -- 8:07 AM
posted by Good Al
Happy birthday evil Al!
You're 27 now, which means: you have to be more mature, stop worrying about what other people think about you, stay healthy but stop freaking out about not having a six pack (believe me, the older you get the harder it gets, you now got old guy metabolism, you will get fat. Should of really done hard ab excersises when you were younger too late now!), keep on doing activities you enjoy (play that damn guitar more! Those 10 rifts won't play themselves! Stop slacking at Capoeira, you don't just learn it by sitting around!), and stay hopeful about finding love (I don't have to tell you that it looks real bleak right now, but who knows, if crazy death metal rockers can get chicks, hopefully this means you can as well).
