Bad Movie Night fodder?

The weekend's worst punchline, however, is reserved for Paris Hilton's The Hottie & the Nottie (Regent Releasing). The final count will show that the critically reviled comedy featuring the seemingly talentless Hilton has sold a meager $25,500 in tickets at 111 locations over the weekend. That's only $230 per screen for theaters that were convinced to book this disaster. That means that, based on an $8 average ticket price, 29 paying customers showed up at each location over the 3-day. In a country that seems fascinated with Paris Hilton, only 3,219 unlucky Americans will have been suckered into seeing Hottie by Monday morning.

In case you missed it:

did you know there's a "Muppet Wiki?"

please explain to me how we have a "Windchill Warning Ended" notice and the windchill is still -34? Does that make sense to anyone? Isn't -34 really effing cold? Shouldn't we be warned about that?

I really wish they'd stop changing the timezone of the server on me. Or at least install a version of PHP that lets me write code that adapts to that.

At least, that's my excuse for the screwed up timestamps that you may have noticed.

If I've done my job right, though, you'll have noticed no ill effects.

And, of course, I've got to go out now. If you notice any such ill effects, let me know. I'll get to it when I can.

Also, thank you, Jon Stewart.

Before his speech announcing that he was "suspending his campaign" (I don't know if that's different from dropping out of the race or not), I just thought Mitt Romney was an opportunist. I guess "opportunist" doesn't cut it.

I don't know why, exactly, but this kills me: Katz Teleconference Exclusive.

I don't know how to post links, though.

Sorry

Wow - Here's an idea for controlling obesity, although I'm not sure how I'd feel about having to prove my BMI before buying a burger...

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/2008/02/ms_fat.html

Ape Lad: Pappy and the Cryptids.