In case you missed it:

did you know there's a "Muppet Wiki?"

please explain to me how we have a "Windchill Warning Ended" notice and the windchill is still -34? Does that make sense to anyone? Isn't -34 really effing cold? Shouldn't we be warned about that?

I really wish they'd stop changing the timezone of the server on me. Or at least install a version of PHP that lets me write code that adapts to that.

At least, that's my excuse for the screwed up timestamps that you may have noticed.

If I've done my job right, though, you'll have noticed no ill effects.

And, of course, I've got to go out now. If you notice any such ill effects, let me know. I'll get to it when I can.

Also, thank you, Jon Stewart.

Before his speech announcing that he was "suspending his campaign" (I don't know if that's different from dropping out of the race or not), I just thought Mitt Romney was an opportunist. I guess "opportunist" doesn't cut it.

I don't know why, exactly, but this kills me: Katz Teleconference Exclusive.

I don't know how to post links, though.

Sorry

Wow - Here's an idea for controlling obesity, although I'm not sure how I'd feel about having to prove my BMI before buying a burger...

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/2008/02/ms_fat.html

Ape Lad: Pappy and the Cryptids.

now, here is something to read when you're bored:

Wikipedia's list of unusual deaths