WHOA. PARAS, YOU CREEPY MOTHERFUCKER.

Last night I had this dream where no matter where I went I kept seeing this meteor shower in the sky and everybody thought I was crazy because nobody else could see it. The whole dream revolved around these stupid meteor showers.

BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT MY DREAM WAS RIGHT; THERE IS A METEOR SHOWER HAPPENING!!! And I didn't even know it!

That is creepy as all shit.

Pete, I think it was called Dean's and it's on 34th avenue by New Asian Village.

mmm... chocolate... helps to take away some of the bitter bitter taste in the back of my mouth from this:

MLA blasts oil testing under pristine lake

including this delightful comment:

"There are very few instances where we've not permitted an exploration project to go forward."


what the fuck is this? government admits its idiocy and full-bore support of whatever industry wants to do??

"I'm kind of in shock," said Cara Francis, who lives in a lakefront home with her two children and husband. "You just hope that the government you voted for will listen to what you have to say, and they obviously are not." I'm guessing she voted conservative...

Her last name is Kastelic.

I have no questions, only answers. Answers to the two burning questions haunting, yes, your very souls.

First, to answer "what am I going to be doing Sunday at midnight?", you need only read about the meteor shower.

Second, the answer to that agonizing "where did Paras disappear to all weekend?" question is simply, "Fairmont". See you all next week.

Hey Pete - I have a quick question. What is Melissa's last name? I need it for the table arrangments.

Hey Tay, remember when you found those shady Indian mechanics to pass your vehicle inspection? Do you remember what they were called, because I have an old vehicle in need of passing an inspection.

w00t.

Are we there yet? Just a few more weeks now, for the last four years.

count me in for the movie!