not that I really have jumped into this, but...


someone posted a story about the Benoit killings before the police found the bodies on Wikipedia.

um... ditto on the Beck comment... Thursday is knitting night (once the world has returned to normality), and thusly I won't be able to partake.

I'd also like to comment on the timing of said announcement, no less than 1 1/2 hours prior to showing. I may pop by, if I don't still overpoweringly smell like deet, but don't count on it.

When did bad movie night move to Thursdays? That totally doesn't work for me.

In other news, our neighbors live in a TARDIS. They must. The conjoining wall has, logically, a finite amount of space. They have an infinite amount of nails to hammer into it, and are somehow finding room, as they are into their second consecutive week with no end in sight. The inside must be bigger than the outside - it's dimensionally transcendental. Are they renovation Time Lords?

At the intersection of hilarious and sad, MSNBC Anchor refuses to report Paris story:

Is this really the best picture they could make up for the hall of fame news story?

BBQ TIME! (Sorry everyone, I forgot to post this earlier)

OK - so tomrrow (that's Friday) evening - BBQ at Ed and Mary's. 6:30 pm. We'll have hotdogs, salads, and non-alcoholic beverages. So...come! If you want not-hotdogs, bring something else to grill.

I have just found another source of entertaining and powerful procrastination: the best of craigslist:

Ask a silly question
Date: 2007-05-03, 2:34PM EDT


I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??



and this one... makes me laugh so much. someone had too much time on their hands, I mean...
what else can one make of this??

Just one, I didn't know if my ten years were up or not.

how many shots are you getting Albert?

I figure, since the Edmonton Rowing Club requires their members to get one every year, and none of them have died from it, our ten-year booster should be a-okay.