Man, my company pioneered the "defend your [blank]" games. For serious. We made the original "Defend Your Castle" back in the day.

Currently I'm working on the sequel, and it will be just as groundbreaking as the first.

um???

I am tired of getting an itchy mouth from eating food. GAH!

That first one didn't take me very long, however I'd like to find the second door... I think it has something to do with what's written on the easel, as that's something I didn't use in my solution.

C'mon Par! Where are the defend your (blank) games?

I guess I shouldn't introduce you guys to this one or this one, then, huh?

I finally figured that part out, but now I'm stuck again. This game is evil!

hahaha!

one of the things they say at the beginning (before you start the game) is that you can use some of your tools on other tools... you just have to find the right tool!

I'm curious about this second door, but I just don't want to play again...

Alison, I'm going crazy! How did you get the cap off the bottle? (I know this is cheating, but I'm supposed to be working right now and I can't concentrate, so I need to figure this out fast or I'll waste the entire day!)

i don't normally visit the links posted on the side, but this is good. Dick Cheney = Alien, Hillary Clinton = Sigourney Weaver. interesting...


alas, what else is there to do to avoid packing my hideously messy bedroom into boxes, other than read inane stuff on the internet?