C'mon Par! Where are the defend your (blank) games?

I guess I shouldn't introduce you guys to this one or this one, then, huh?

I finally figured that part out, but now I'm stuck again. This game is evil!

hahaha!

one of the things they say at the beginning (before you start the game) is that you can use some of your tools on other tools... you just have to find the right tool!

I'm curious about this second door, but I just don't want to play again...

Alison, I'm going crazy! How did you get the cap off the bottle? (I know this is cheating, but I'm supposed to be working right now and I can't concentrate, so I need to figure this out fast or I'll waste the entire day!)

i don't normally visit the links posted on the side, but this is good. Dick Cheney = Alien, Hillary Clinton = Sigourney Weaver. interesting...


alas, what else is there to do to avoid packing my hideously messy bedroom into boxes, other than read inane stuff on the internet?

duggmirror, just for you, Beck.

Criss Angel video 404'd par... dammit

Students explain why they handed Bush letter urging ban on torture:

While meeting with a group of high school seniors from the Presidential Scholars program in the East Room of the White House, President Bush received an unexpected surprise: a letter signed by 50 of them urging Bush to halt "violations of the human rights" of terror suspects held by the United States.

Beck, I hereby tempt you with the magic fan's dilemma: Criss Angel's disappearing go-cart trick, exposed by mistaken filming.