With reserves of 173-billion barrels of bitumen and 1.6-billion barrels of crude, the province will keep pumping out oil for the next 378 years at current production levels, the AEUB said.


Yee-haw!

"Research carried out by us has shown a correlation between violent incidents and full moons," the force said in a statement.

"More officers will be out on the city's streets during full moons over the summer months."

Never mind spelling competitions, an Albertan ranks high in a competition that matters.

I'm not convinced it'll happen, but it would be a fun project nevertheless. Count me in.

I think it's fitting that , considering I've spent the past hour trying to remove viruses and spyware from my parents' computer in what I hope won't be a vain attempt to stop it from restarting randomly.

This is ridiculous.

well... it looks as though i don't have the time to go to Yellowstone this summer after all... so... anyone wanna do this with me instead? we could all buy a couple of tubes and go out and have some fun... or... those of us who can use them afterwards can buy some...

I did an image search for
"Ceci n'est pas une pipe"

and found this:

and I do so love this:

and this person had way too much time on their hands... in my opinion... but it is cool:

dude! I wanna make lamp post and mooring cozies, these are awesome!



and yes, pre-made, but they need to be sewn onto the item, and that takes a fair bit of time too...

I wouldn't want to be sitting there knitting AND sewing it on... that'd for sure draw the attention of the cops. but... I do see potential here...