Never mind spelling competitions, an Albertan ranks high in a competition that matters.

I'm not convinced it'll happen, but it would be a fun project nevertheless. Count me in.

I think it's fitting that , considering I've spent the past hour trying to remove viruses and spyware from my parents' computer in what I hope won't be a vain attempt to stop it from restarting randomly.

This is ridiculous.

well... it looks as though i don't have the time to go to Yellowstone this summer after all... so... anyone wanna do this with me instead? we could all buy a couple of tubes and go out and have some fun... or... those of us who can use them afterwards can buy some...

I did an image search for
"Ceci n'est pas une pipe"

and found this:

and I do so love this:

and this person had way too much time on their hands... in my opinion... but it is cool:

dude! I wanna make lamp post and mooring cozies, these are awesome!



and yes, pre-made, but they need to be sewn onto the item, and that takes a fair bit of time too...

I wouldn't want to be sitting there knitting AND sewing it on... that'd for sure draw the attention of the cops. but... I do see potential here...

Aw, you've got to be fucking kidding me. The headline graphic on Nancy Grace reads:

Paris Hilton Behind Bars: Day 1

A quick visit to Neatorama explains where all my time has gone:

• Knit Graffiti
• Flying Spaghetti Monster toast
• Kobayashi dethroned as the hot dog champ
• The Social Norm Of Leaving The Toilet Seat Down: A Game Theoretic Analysis
• Mario cake to end all mario cake

Yep time goes by fast when you aren't looking...

I close my eyes/ only for a moment/ then the moments gone...

how did it get to be June so quickly?

That's what I want to know. I gotta start making some cash...