phewf. good thing.

Anyway, onto more important matters:

Isn't "chink" specifically used to refer to chinese? I'm so confused now. She called herself a chink in one of her myspace pictures, so my joke was that "all my friends are chi-yuneese" ala white-ninja. But either nobody got the joke, or I'm wrong in assuming chink is only chinese.

ahhhhhhh.... which is it?!?? HELP ME!!!!!


edit: haha, I just noticed I got put in the "hero" section of her myspace profile. That's kuz I'm kickass.

yeah it's no biggie. no one was hurt. but yeah, dude in front of me decided to back up without lookin, and next thing i know he's missing step 11 in folding my front hood origami, and i'm stuck at step 4 "folding out some dotted lines" (meaning my shit is fucked)
least he was honest. dude could have peeled off and i would have been sittin' there is some serious shitstew.

there's something not quite right about this...



That's fucked up.

what the... Mario Kart... Arcade format... with Pac Man characters???

shit man, was whoever was driving it okay? Were YOU driving it???

I'll drive your asses home if you don't mind the ol' cully-van.

Well, that fucking sucks, ngz.

That next one also sucks, Jess. I've discovered a pretty good cure for guilt trips, though: hermit-liness. If the only person you talk to is you, you can't guilt trip yourself. And, if you do, you can always guilt yourself for, uh, guilting yourself. Then, you just spiral into a great black hole. But the point is, no guilt. At least, none in a black hole.

Hmm... what an odd tangent. Let's call it a theory in progress.


But at least you have a back again.

so my car got totally smoked by a truck tonight.
kinda sucks.

anyone wanna help drive my (and possibly Tony's) ass home from Hipster Twister tomorrow night?
thanks.

Is anyone else's mom going Christmas-crazy? Nothing says togetherness like guilt-tripping your children.

My back is finally starting to feel more normal. I'm not allowed to ride yet, or lift heavy things, but I can now go for as long as 5 hours without having to lie down to rest it. Yay!

Yeah, my dad got one of those. I got a very suspicious "what's this email about?" Fortunately, Snopes comes to the rescue.

yeah, right...

Date: Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:06:34 UTC [11/22/05 03:06:34 MST]
From: Department@cia.gov
To: e-user@ualberta.ca
Subject: Your_IP_was_logged
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Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.


Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison



++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505

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