I like to keep my options open. Who knows, maybe using AbiWord would be like typing on Heaven's word processor and I missed out because I'm satisfied with OpenOffice? Outrage.

Al, slushy power. Give them a terribly cold, sweet, delicious death. Usually any slushy with the color purple has this horrendous dull flavor, I'd avoid that.

aight, check it:



[begin ALI G voice]

So now yous can rip yo vinyls into em-pee-threes wit dis dope com-pyoo-ter turntable, aight? Now ifn wes kin jis figuh out how ezzaktly theys scientistz rip them em-pee-threes into tapes, then the indahstree can't be gittin us down no more. Re-spect.

[end ALI G voice]


I can't help but wonder who exactly needs to rip their vinyl into mp3s? Why did they buy their albums on vinyl then anyway? Unless maybe this is marketed to the hip over-40 demographic who's looking to convert all their old records into a format useable with their mp3-CD playing SUVs.

Although... if you had a kickass oldskool reggae collection... I suppose then it would be cool. But that's one hell of a niche market.

hahaha, abiword crashed on you? SUCKA!!! It's been working fine for me!

Why did you download abiword anyway? I thought I was the only loser without MS Word...

Sure I'll avenge your death... Should I kill them fast like in Versus or torture them like in Ichi the Killer?

I typed out a paragraph with AbiWord and it crashed. The stuff of my mind! Gone! The Gods have spoken! OpenOffice it is.

I'm not sure why my blog is 404'd, but I can't access Beck's page either. If I vanish and the house is replaced by a 7/11 avenge my death!

Percy, why's your blog 404'd?

Of course it does. How else would my bike work?


I wouldn't want you guys to miss out on a viral clip like this, especially if it involves a "Traded Spouse" yelling about how the other house was "dark-sided":

http://www.wimp.com/spouse/

Paras: the square wheel persists.

and since you asked; the pillow is okay. But I prefer this shirt:



But maybe I'm just biased. If I glance at it too quickly I think it says "sorest fag"; and that's some funny shit.

Yeah, on second thought stick with the pillow.

Hey, I was really only dissing the three on the left. The ones on the right -- the bag, the sweater, and to an extent even the butterflies -- are alright.

Not "hip"? No worries, that's what I'm here for.

Have more faith in yourself; you could totally pull off any of those articles I chose. The key to pulling off anything is attitude. If somebody's like "pfft, nice sweater..." you can answer them in two ways:

A. "uh, hahaha... yeah... I'm wearing it as a joke. My friend dared me." In which case you come off a total loser.
or
B. "Fuck you man, this shit is HAWT." In which case they wonder to themselves "maybe she's onto something...". It's all about confidence.


Besides, you think I didn't feel like a total tool the first time I wore my dragon/japan jacket? But I was like "fuck this, I don't care what anybody else thinks... I still say it's kick-ass." And NOW it's like my favourite jacket EVER.




And yes, the stripey poncho is cool...