WHAT THE FUCK!? Water that's not WET? Some strange new chemical called Sapphire which looks and acts just like water... except it's NOT WET!!! CLICK HERE FOR DRY WATER!!!

read the Akira article in "jinglish": Click here for "the key passing tweet."

But it's still no G-Strider... yet.

HOLY SHIT! "GOOD FOR HEALTH, BAD FOR EDUCATION" N!GG@$

How dare anybody say anything remotely bad about that movie?
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

so they're ACTUALLY making Kaneda's bike... crazy. Here's pictures of the prototype (which unfortunately looks kinda lame right now): http://www.itmedia.co.jp/lifestyle/articles/0404/02/news040.html

What if you were a horny high school geek and a porn star moved in next door? Your answer will surely outwit anything in this cut-rate Risky Business, the 1983 film that put Tom Cruise on the map. Emile Hirsch, who proved his talent in The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, plays the geek. Elisha Cuthbert, of TV's 24, is the adult-film star on leave from giving on-camera blow jobs. She's a sexy screen presence -- all wet-lipped availability -- with no character to play. Director Luke Greenfield, the auteur behind The Animal, starring Rob Schneider, wants to pass off this limp-dick farce as social satire. Ha!

By Pete Travers, Rolling Stone

yo no shit
can't sherlock the verb
and the noun
on two hours cat nip
i means nap
all tha kitties roll up on my lap
dancin' pouncin' romancin'
my stanzas got the b-boy stance-in
the lean is fresh so i don't needs a stand in
crash any time my bummy bumpkin
the abstract profound's cookin' up tha hot somethin'
until i'm on hot 97
rollin' with a grill that shines like the gates of Heaven.

book sale. i'm there Omarisies,
you speaks wit dirty mouths better not kiss me.
shit y'all sound like sissies.
like that non-exist battle 'tween P and da Face
there was more pepper in my spray
than the spit in ya vocal mace
so steps up like the mic's a glove
and kick 16 bars not the Sprees on my cars
like i was 50 and his Eminem groupie love can't touch or dis me



by the way Albert...shit dude. finally got around to watching Versus....Fuck man. less than half way through i had to turn it off- it's not even stupid cheesy man, that shit just doesn't make any sense! maybe you can explain it to me, i'unno.

really long... but I'm sure you're used to it, or you just won't read...whatever

my goodness

"Johnny Cash's voice - the only voice besides James Earl Jones' that could credibly pass for God's" - Madelyn Rosenberg (as quoted in Utne - must be an Utne day)

The Man Comes Around - wow

Johnny Cash's faith is truly impressive (although "impressive" hardly even covers it)
and I think I'd say the same were he Muslim, Jewish, Hindu or anything else.
and then he has this power, his songs, his conviction
or perhaps I just haven't listened to someone who really cares about their words
on headphones for a really long time
the beauty of ageing (and I hope we all get to experience this)
is that you realize what is truly important
and I think that's what's coming through in his voice, in his words

Regardless of your interest/respect for country music,
Johnny Cash should be a required listen, even if only once.
and to make you feel better about it, try
American IV: The Man Comes Around
he covers such wonders of the non-country music field like:
Hurt, Personal Jesus, Bridge over Troubled Water, and In My Life
but the country songs too, some written by others, are worth giving a listen.

Yes, I am not studying.
It's Friday night. I'm doing laundry instead.
but is it selfish to not want to go to your great aunt and uncle's 50th anniversary party?
It's tomorrow night. I'm going to a book sale tomorrow for ECOS' benefit.
and I don't know how long I'm going to stay there, but I need to study
and the dinner/party starts at 4:30.
and I'm bussing to and from the library
and i need to iron things first (but they're in the wash right now)
I don't think they'd feel bad if I wasn't there
but I think this is a "family duty" kind of event
but two more exams, exhaustion, no interest in having my cheeks pinched...
what counts as selfish vs self-interest (is there a difference) and
what is unacceptable? I didn't even know I was going until recently
my mom was tempted to send my brother and me as proxies for her and dad
and previously, she didn't even know Sean and I were invited
why couldn't I have just stayed home? I need to study... desperately
but I can't now, I'm too beat, really.


(oh oh, library downtown parkade P3N book sale 75 pallets of books and other media, 50 cents to $2 for EVERYTHING)