the night ain't young
there ain't no lumidee
it's 10 to 4 in the morn
and this paper just don't wanna get born
Face is dropping some mad schemes left and right
talkin' shit like pickin' an MC fight
well we all know who's gonna bring the rawkus
P Diddy with the mad skills suburban class middy
ahh screw this, my ryhmes is too shitty
beat that, wait that's way easy
maybe y'all just keep shit sleazy?

Now it's twoosies in the mornings
and the Suzy's are all snorings
but the Facey's fighting borings
pulling upsies all the floorings.
Poor girlies were out whoreings
at the onesies in the mornings
in the rainsies that was pourings
when the Faceys got to thinkins
about dinkins in the nightsies.
so he gots her without fightsies
but he didn't pays her rightsies
when she tried to make her flightsies
he then putted outs her lightsies.
Facey hids her out of sightsies.
And now Stacey's sleeping tightsies
underfoot.



(Ax7, Bx1, Cx7, Dx1. Beat that, motherfuckers!)

14 of 25 papers read... yay
soooo tired... dont care about paper any more...
will write it tomorrow...
getting up at 6... ugh.

anyway, why is it that even when you floss on a daily basis
your teeth still aren't flossing friendly
my freakin' teeth won't let me floss very well at all...
but it's better than more cavities
what is it about the early 20's that involves new hormone flushes and increased cavities?
or is that it?

I don't hava any more paper in me. I've looked and it's just not there.

Thanks though Eric, for the link, they have that book, which made me happy.

Bulk up on andro? What is this stuff, and, more importantly, where do you get it?

Yep should be doing my report right now... I think I'll post instead... Burn down cities? Is my horrorscope telling me to burn down a city? A 8th level demon!? bah! Why doesn't he summon a 666th level demon?

Gee, Alison, couldn't I have gotten that sooner? I would like to have known about my tacky breast implants...

More brilliance, from a certain Notley



Also, from BBSpot, the real reason for finding no Weapons of Mass Destruction. Would ya believe this testimony?



Senator Reid: How could you miss the possibility that Iraq had no WMDs when the matter of leading the country to war was at stake?
Maxwell Smart: Missed it by that much.



Ha Ha. Classic.

So... check your Onion horoscopes
for the week of March 31 to April 6 (not really a week, but you know...)

Aries: (March 21—April 19)
You will hear something this week that makes you doubt the love of your spouse, but exactly why circus music has this effect will remain a mystery.

Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
Efficient, divine revelation is yours this week when the love goddess Aphrodite appears to you for 1.9 seconds during a round of speed-dating.

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
You've always believed that you can judge a man by his handshakes, which is why you continue to denounce the theories of Stephen Hawking.

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
You'll be granted the secret wish of parents everywhere when your adorable baby daughter stays that size forever.

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
The stars believe that a person must make his own mistakes, but they warn you not to do anything that may, say, burn down Chicago this week.

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
Personal growth looms large in your future as you are transformed into a 1,000-foot giant who blots out the sun.

Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
You've always believed that the children are our future, which is true insofar as most are cruel, violent, and short.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
You will find that one can go a long way in this world by practicing honesty, kindness, and the bizarre owl-worship ritual of the Druids.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
You'll achieve nationwide fame when footage of the polar bear mauling your carcass is set to "Flight Of The Bumblebee."

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
It's one thing to try to change your image, but it's another to bulk up on Andro, wear only white mink, and insist that you're the Vanilla Gorilla.

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
Some may call your breast implants tacky, but at least you had the guts to try out unconventional shapes.

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
You're in grave danger of planning your life around vague interpretations of the mysterious patterns that can supposedly be seen in the night sky.

Really Percy click the link...blorg ...blorg... blorg...

Really Par? I always though it was counterclockwise... oh well... Percy hit link it can't be as bad as tub-girl...you'll thank us for it later...