Gee, Alison, couldn't I have gotten that sooner? I would like to have known about my tacky breast implants...

More brilliance, from a certain Notley



Also, from BBSpot, the real reason for finding no Weapons of Mass Destruction. Would ya believe this testimony?



Senator Reid: How could you miss the possibility that Iraq had no WMDs when the matter of leading the country to war was at stake?
Maxwell Smart: Missed it by that much.



Ha Ha. Classic.

So... check your Onion horoscopes
for the week of March 31 to April 6 (not really a week, but you know...)

Aries: (March 21—April 19)
You will hear something this week that makes you doubt the love of your spouse, but exactly why circus music has this effect will remain a mystery.

Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
Efficient, divine revelation is yours this week when the love goddess Aphrodite appears to you for 1.9 seconds during a round of speed-dating.

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
You've always believed that you can judge a man by his handshakes, which is why you continue to denounce the theories of Stephen Hawking.

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
You'll be granted the secret wish of parents everywhere when your adorable baby daughter stays that size forever.

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
The stars believe that a person must make his own mistakes, but they warn you not to do anything that may, say, burn down Chicago this week.

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
Personal growth looms large in your future as you are transformed into a 1,000-foot giant who blots out the sun.

Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
You've always believed that the children are our future, which is true insofar as most are cruel, violent, and short.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
You will find that one can go a long way in this world by practicing honesty, kindness, and the bizarre owl-worship ritual of the Druids.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
You'll achieve nationwide fame when footage of the polar bear mauling your carcass is set to "Flight Of The Bumblebee."

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
It's one thing to try to change your image, but it's another to bulk up on Andro, wear only white mink, and insist that you're the Vanilla Gorilla.

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
Some may call your breast implants tacky, but at least you had the guts to try out unconventional shapes.

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
You're in grave danger of planning your life around vague interpretations of the mysterious patterns that can supposedly be seen in the night sky.

Really Percy click the link...blorg ...blorg... blorg...

Really Par? I always though it was counterclockwise... oh well... Percy hit link it can't be as bad as tub-girl...you'll thank us for it later...

I thought purple day was for April Fools.

by the way, Par,
why did you change it back from purple?

just asking, not complaining or anything...

well... obviously, regardless of the counter/clockwise-ness of it, and the non-/slant-y-ness of it,
people (in this case Vice particularly) thought it was a nazi swastika.
Sometimes people assess things at first glance
and don't realize whether they're the right way round or not...
just like we think (at first glance) that there's nothing wrong Tom Tucker's Son's face...
until we look for longer than a second or two.

for more of this website: click here

Non!! I'm not clicking on that!


...no!

Uh... Al? The Jain swastika also faces clockwise. (Not like in the picture, but like the nazi one.)

Percy, here's a great link for you (I hope you get the joke.)

I was trolling this board and I have to put my two cents in. That swastika is the buddhist swastika and is no way a nazi symbol. The Nazi swastika is facing the other way, is black and is actually slanted at a 45 degree angle. The buddhist swastika or more appropriately the Jain swastika has been around far longer then the nazi swastika. People in asia would associate that swastika with buddhism. It is quiet obvious that the person taking that picture knew he would get a rise out of us westerners who normally associate swastikas with the nazis. But remember all skinheads and neo-nazis would even say that was not a nazi swastika. It would suprise you that they would be offended that people would call that a nazi swastika. Not like I'm a white supremist... I think it was good that the picture got us talking... Now back to trolling again...blorg... blorg