The Juno's in Edmonton!

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And in other news my cat barfed on the stairs. Back to you...

Sorry no rhyme - just rants

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

ok i think that's enough

Dam you Tay!!! AGAAHAHGHAHHHH!

Pass da scat? No thx,
I'd rather chat, tit fo tat,
with any otha villainous cat,
play Mortal Kombat on a table mat -
anything but that. What u say?
T.U.B.? I can tell ya fo sho
she ain't no B.U.T. That girl needs
ta cap the gap befo it gets chapped
cuz I don't got enuff saran wrap.

or does you really mean Ali?
get grilled like Foreman, pally

OooOooOoo, barfed. Which reminds me of an incident on the bus a ways back when Paras and I used to be on the same route....

Fee Fi Fo Fum
Cassius Clay here i come

k so after this rhyme i need to
get on top of tha
essays try to make them all propera
edit rewrite and not afraid to choppera
the lines, words, rhythm
schemes make decisions
knowledge transmission fission
the subject object schism
Roland Barthes says the Author gets deady
when the Reader gets born, alright already?
they make the tragedy become so Greek
the narrative will be inherited by the meek
post-struct says you're not really what you speak
but most forget that it's humanism ain't so bleak

for Jess, and anyone else who's looking for texts that are either out of print or hard to find, check out:
www.powells.com

also Jess, how's the Baudrillard coming? i've been going through "Reading Simulacra" by m.w. Smith and he goes into this whole comparison of Baudrillard's Simulation/Seduction with Nietzsche's Truth is a Woman and Derrida's Veils and it's fuckin' mind blowing.

WHAT THE HELL!?!! That last post is supposed to say "FRESH BAIT PROMOTIONS"... not FISH bait. Damn... how'd I fuck that one up?! I coulda swore I proof-read it before I posted it. shit.