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April 03, 2004 -- 10:32 PM
posted by EXcaliBur

    Fee Fi Fo Fum
    Cassius Clay here i come

April 03, 2004 -- 5:53 PM
posted by mc eric

    k so after this rhyme i need to
    get on top of tha
    essays try to make them all propera
    edit rewrite and not afraid to choppera
    the lines, words, rhythm
    schemes make decisions
    knowledge transmission fission
    the subject object schism
    Roland Barthes says the Author gets deady
    when the Reader gets born, alright already?
    they make the tragedy become so Greek
    the narrative will be inherited by the meek
    post-struct says you're not really what you speak
    but most forget that it's humanism ain't so bleak

April 03, 2004 -- 5:35 PM
posted by eric

    for Jess, and anyone else who's looking for texts that are either out of print or hard to find, check out:
    www.powells.com

    also Jess, how's the Baudrillard coming? i've been going through "Reading Simulacra" by m.w. Smith and he goes into this whole comparison of Baudrillard's Simulation/Seduction with Nietzsche's Truth is a Woman and Derrida's Veils and it's fuckin' mind blowing.

April 03, 2004 -- 3:18 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

WHAT THE HELL!?!! That last post is supposed to say "FRESH BAIT PROMOTIONS"... not FISH bait. Damn... how'd I fuck that one up?! I coulda swore I proof-read it before I posted it. shit.

April 03, 2004 -- 1:40 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    Servin up fresh beats like we're Fish Bait Promotions
    Shark Tank servin fresh meat with the power of local commotions
    like Dance Floor Disasters they bring us the wonder of the Oceans
    all the little fishies like vertices in the interstices of Euclidean space
    Props to the Jameses and the Tracys from the clit-eatin' Face.

April 03, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by raygun82

Damn, we be servin' up some fresh beats here, fo' shizzle!!

April 03, 2004 -- 12:02 AM
posted by Leo

    Misery likes company eh?

    Doin homework still...

    working on a month and a halfs worth of work in 3 days

    oh joyous fun

April 03, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by mc eizzle

    no wizzle! no nizzobody sizzle my fizzle
    can't touch that the smokin' stanza
    datsun shake ya hand like Sir Anthony Danza
    no i mean Hopkins, creamed like soft skin
    spins heads in 360 degrees please hold your lunch
    hunch you'll be makin' room got stomach knots like Brady
    cause i gotta mean bunch said curtsey 'my lady
    she's a tramp hardly 80
    said can't love her, pay me
    P says you all is crazy
    crunk or even maybe
    ready for funkmasta flex
    cpu's slow better check for the specs
    better get Par to remove that permanent scar
    i'm talkin' T.U.B, what kind of girl is she?
    is the rust comin' out of the eyes, or can you even see?
    that diamonds are forever, ain't 'Nobody' do it better

April 03, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    P-Scat passin the mike faster than tikes riding trikes thru kikes-and-other-le-dykes
    His razorblade-tongue doing coke with lines better than Dirk doing Like Mike
    the lines spoke shooting straight to yer head like the soft kiss of hot lead
    He's an upstart hotshot punchin gunshots through your saggital-keels faster than Meals-on-Hot-Wheels
    P-Dott's doin Speed Racers shooting vodka shots for absynthe chacers
    his needle on the vein-tracers makin us no-facers look fetal
    kuz my style's undeveloped and I burnt my tongue on the acetyl
    doin acid like the Beatles and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

April 02, 2004 -- 10:25 PM
posted by raygun82

    Seen on a rival message board:

    neufy 1: m r fish
    neufy 2: m r not fish
    neufy 1: m r fish c d e d b d ii
    neufy 2: whale oil beef hooked
    neufy 2: m r fish

    2 newfenlanders lookin over the side of a boat:)

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