Finally - a good letter from the University!


Dear Matthew

Re: Fall Term 2003 Change of Grade

We are pleased ot advise that your grade in BIOL 321 LEC A1 has been changed from C+ to B-

As you are aware, the University changed from a nine-point system to our current letter grading system... blah blah blah.

< voice="toad">Yaahooooooo!!< /voice>

AUUGGGHHHH!!!

I just don't care anymore. At all. I couldn't manage even to get myself to classes
today and that's not really like me; I'm just so burnt out I don't care. I have a
paper I don't know when it's due (also haven't started!) and a project I don't know
when it's due and another paper, but at least I know that's due Friday. Fuck.

so really, the whole disassemble-reassemble trick is unimaginative and cliche,
why bother anymore?
You engineers need to think of more things to do than just the same old "standard" trick


And actually, Par, it's NOT an April Fools joke
(unless it's being played on all of the UofA)
They seriously are taking pictures of the "R" in Quad on Thursday, honest.
I'm going to be there for both the 1 and 3pm photos.
It's a no-obligation action.
You just stand in the shape of an "R" and they take the picture
from some sort of building (probably CAB)

It's an R, even if it is a prank, there'll be enough people there
that it won't matter too much and the picture of the R can be used elsewhere.
jeeze, get over it, Paras! ;P



oh shit, I have a grad speech to write for Saturday... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
and A paper, and a Procite research program to do and some serious studying
and the organizatio of a reference notebook and a 15 minute presentation
and I couldn't do anything on Saturday or Sunday last weekend so now I'm even more behind.

Here is a April Fools joke to play on someone. Disassemble a car and rebuild it in someones office. We bored out of or mind engineers have done this to our dean several times before.

Registered for my classes, now all i do is have to finish this year! :)

Gah! That extension is terrible!

Al, I don't think we notice what time you post. Hence, it could not possibly be weird (unless you're talking about Alison, for whom everything is weird.)

Alison, I'm not gonna fall for your obvious and obviously lame April Fools' Joke. I'm going back to counting down to the planetary alignment that will cause a decrease in gravity.

Also, Procite.com might be a good place to start with that. They even have a Manual(.pdf). Of course, I got this interesting error when searching their database:


Error Detected By ROFM CGI Database "PC_TS.fp3" is not available. Error Number -2700


HaHa, irony! (Insert impression of Phil Ken Sebben here)

Oh yeah, and Percy, check out this Firebird Extension. I think you might enjoy it. (Don't worry, it's a real link. Click on link properties if you don't believe me.)

hey,

does anyone here know how to create and use a database on Procite?
I understand what to do with the stuff, but I can't open a freakin' database that isn't read only.
help!

Homer: The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you
should do it yourself first to show him how.
Marge: [angrily] I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard!
Homer: Sorry, your majesty.

Hmm... not all Albert. I wish it was though. 16 episodes between 1 and 40. I guess whatever he had on dvd.