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March 25, 2004 -- 7:17 PM
posted by Jess



    yes, what is this Zero Year thingie mabob???


    On an unrelated note:

    All of you who so so so wanted to come and listen to me read POETRY, that's right POETRY READING last month YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE!

    Friday March 26 (that's tomorrow!) at 2pm on CAMPUS (no excuse this time. unless you have a class) in HC (Humanities, for all you science geeks) room 4-29. And, this is the exciting part: Free Light Refreshments.

    Again, without the (): Friday March 26 at 2pm I will be reading poetry in the Humanities Center room 4-29. If you wanted to come I would really appreciate your being there. Free refreshments.

    And Happy Birthday Jess! (party to follow end of classes).

March 25, 2004 -- 7:12 PM
posted by edo

March 25, 2004 -- 6:59 PM
posted by Cursive

I miss the comfort in being sad

March 25, 2004 -- 6:53 PM
posted by P

Jesus Christ, dam you no face motherfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk. That was disgusting, you dirty no good cheating bastard. I wanted a stormtrooper outfit and you slipped in that nasty, dirty, filthy, disgusting, piece of adulterated garbage. My EYES! DAMMIT! MY EYES! You crap headed two faced lunatic. GAAAAH! If smiley could move I hope he'd try and take a bite out of that ass of yours! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! For the love of all things beautiful, napalm them all! NAPALM, NAPALM, NAPALM, NAPALM. Someone must burn for this sacrilege. BURN!!!! MY EYES!!!

March 25, 2004 -- 5:53 PM
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March 25, 2004 -- 5:49 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    WHAT THE FRIG!?!! Since when did lemonparty.org go down!? Now how am I supposed to get my 3 old hairy men having sex fix? DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT.

    Oh wait, actually... I mean... I don't have a clue what used to be at lemonparty.org. No... of course not! Why would I? What are you insinuating!?? I DON'T LOOK AT THAT KIND OF GARBAGE!!! DAMN YOU ALL AND YOUR SICK PERVERTED MINDS! I refuse to have anything to do with you derelict excuses for human beings.

    Except Jess... kuz it's her birthday and all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!! w00t!!!

    Oh yeah... and fuck the rest of yous.

March 25, 2004 -- 5:40 PM
posted by eric

    Happy Birthday JESS!!
    i didn't think to get you anything- but please accept the humble links Beck posted below as concilation.

March 25, 2004 -- 5:36 PM
posted by Beck

    This post is for Taylor
    DO NOT CLICK ON THESE LINKS
    IF YOU ARE NOT TAYLOR I REPEAT: DO NOT CLICK ON THESE LINKS

    If you are not Taylor and you do click on the links I take no responsibility for the life altering trauma you may (will) experience.

    Don't say I didn't warn you...

    www.tubgirl.com

    www.goatse.org/mirror

    www.lemonparty.org

    Once again - if you value your appetite and retinas do not click on these links... unless you are Taylor of course.

March 25, 2004 -- 5:28 PM
posted by Interpol Hall O Fame Ace Detec

Beck

    Happy B'day Jess

    Happy!
    Birthday!

March 25, 2004 -- 3:43 PM
posted by edo

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