I miss the comfort in being sad

Jesus Christ, dam you no face motherfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk. That was disgusting, you dirty no good cheating bastard. I wanted a stormtrooper outfit and you slipped in that nasty, dirty, filthy, disgusting, piece of adulterated garbage. My EYES! DAMMIT! MY EYES! You crap headed two faced lunatic. GAAAAH! If smiley could move I hope he'd try and take a bite out of that ass of yours! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! For the love of all things beautiful, napalm them all! NAPALM, NAPALM, NAPALM, NAPALM. Someone must burn for this sacrilege. BURN!!!! MY EYES!!!

Oh yeah... Paras, did you ever see that Lego stormtrooper suit yet? Check this shit out:

http://www.allin1hosting.com/xaphor33/legcon_2004/stormtrooper.html

WHAT THE FRIG!?!! Since when did lemonparty.org go down!? Now how am I supposed to get my 3 old hairy men having sex fix? DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT.

Oh wait, actually... I mean... I don't have a clue what used to be at lemonparty.org. No... of course not! Why would I? What are you insinuating!?? I DON'T LOOK AT THAT KIND OF GARBAGE!!! DAMN YOU ALL AND YOUR SICK PERVERTED MINDS! I refuse to have anything to do with you derelict excuses for human beings.

Except Jess... kuz it's her birthday and all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!! w00t!!!

Oh yeah... and fuck the rest of yous.

Happy Birthday JESS!!
i didn't think to get you anything- but please accept the humble links Beck posted below as concilation.

This post is for Taylor
DO NOT CLICK ON THESE LINKS
IF YOU ARE NOT TAYLOR I REPEAT: DO NOT CLICK ON THESE LINKS

If you are not Taylor and you do click on the links I take no responsibility for the life altering trauma you may (will) experience.

Don't say I didn't warn you...

www.tubgirl.com

www.goatse.org/mirror

www.lemonparty.org

Once again - if you value your appetite and retinas do not click on these links... unless you are Taylor of course.

Beck

Happy B'day Jess

Happy!
Birthday!

Happy Birthday Jess!

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iPods dirty little secret!

Heheh, yeah I forgot about your birthday Jess, heck I only know mine so it's all good! :) So, Happy 22nd!

And what's this Zero Year Grad you guys talking about?

I'm so sorry Jess I forgot it was your birthday until I started reading everyones post. You even told me yesterday it was your birthday. Seeing that I haven't got you a present, I'll just give you a portion of the unrequited love I was going to send to a yet undecided Japanese Female pop idol. I don't know what your going to do with it but Happy Birthday!