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March 23, 2004 -- 12:03 AM
posted by of the dye Cuba

    I hate my life... if I could just sleep at normal times it would be glorious.
    I went to bed at 11:30pm - I still haven't slept.
    On the upside the Oilers won!!!
    We now own a playoff spot if only for a day.

    According to the internet I'm an INTP - I only took the test thing once and I think it has me pinned pretty accurately.

    Life as an INTP
    (Intravert, Intuitive, Thinker, Perceiver)
    People of this type tend to be quiet, independent and private; logical and unemotional; creative, ingenious and innovative, global thinkers; curious and driven to increase their competence; casual and adaptive; nonconforming and unpredictable.

    The most important thing to INTPs is their privacy and the opportunity to solve complex problems in unique ways.

    Great careers for INTPs

    Here are just a few popular and often satisfying careers for people whose Personality Type is INTP:

    Computer software designer / developer
    Venture capitalist
    Legal mediator
    Financial analyst
    Economist
    College professor: philosophy, economics
    Musician
    Intellectual property attorney
    Web site designer
    Investigator
    Strategic planner
    Neurologist
    Pharmaceutical researcher
    Network integration specialist

    IE on both my laptop and the desktop seems to be fucking up lately... I think it's time for a routine nuking on both machines.
    Yeah.
    Umm... blue, media, disk, carmen sandiego, cerebellum, rip, ache, expansion, ring, follicle, voltage, travel, name, cup, dive, purchase, string, methane, Holliday, uncertain, itch, inhale, bacon, mouse, water, cacaphony, bead, black, pen, snow, symmetry, button, punctuation, up, roll, tube, simple, LCD, door, ice cream, weight, bracket, bicycle, depth, internet, plastic, blizzard, nipple, digit, detail, binary, envelope, lobe, rain, shoe, lips, X, roman, hockey, flash, alloy, inter-galactic, return... so those are words randomly generated from my brain until I thought "what about the B drive?"
    Have you ever noticed that on the majority of computers running windows there is an A: drive which is the 3.5 floppy disk drive, a C: drive which is the hard drive, D: and E: and F: are generally CD/DVD rom/burners and/or virtual drives. There may even be a second hard drive or partition or something but it's never named B: - at least not that I've seen.
    Why is a B: drive so bad?!?
    Ah fuck it, I'm going to get a drink...

March 22, 2004 -- 8:16 PM
posted by P

    Better yet, I could've brought "The Hole" along and we could have waited for Mary to come out of the theatre to order the slaves to go through a re-enactment of the movie for us. AND THEN! We go and blow up the town...er Citadel - whichever, take your pick. Also, should it have been available at the time, we could've toonie hosed the guy behind the counter who was so unlucky to have been the one to inform us that the tickets were sold out. Of course if we blew up the citadel first then I'm sure we could try hosing the corpse.

    Aaaaand back to our daily programming.

    This program is brought to you by: President's Choice Sparkling Cranberry. It's so sweet, it's sour!




    I see dead people.




    Or was that just my shadow?

March 22, 2004 -- 12:08 PM
posted by Nezha

Thats right I was driving!... Should of took the Gundam... We would of made it on time and we could of blown up the place if we couldn't get tickets!

March 22, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by Par

    ...not to sound harsh or anything, Al, but you were driving...




    ... Brilliance

March 22, 2004 -- 12:08 AM
posted by Nezha

First post... actually second post of the day. All I have to say is that we should of went to the Metro earlier... I blame Percy!

March 22, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Jess "no alias" Frie



    so many pages still to write.... should have done more work in Calgary....
    But I won almost $200, score!
    and Andy's nephew is really cute

March 21, 2004 -- 11:40 PM
posted by Leo

Percy! What did I tell you about going off your meds!

March 21, 2004 -- 6:00 PM
posted by eric

    *applause

March 21, 2004 -- 4:58 PM
posted by *andy thompson





    I guess I was always under the false impression that a cold's strength was proportional to the size of the body it first inhabited. That is, I wrongly assumed that the Yellow Dart's current cold was, well, "baby-sized". But when a number of the cold's scurvy crew of germs abandoned the H.M.S. Jackson, and boarded the Queen Andy, I underestimated the sharpness of their germy swords. They have carved a course of ruin in my throat, and are taking full advantage of my roomier accomodations. And I can only blame that god damn baby. See how he delights in my suffering! ... What a fucker.



    Anyway, how was the big Bubba Ho-Tep? I'm heading out to see 'er pretty quick, and I'm sporting some inner wood, ha ha! (Um, metaphorical wood? spirit wood?) Either way, we all should probably hit up "Eternal Sunshine" at some convenient time. Loving the Charlie Kaufman.






March 21, 2004 -- 11:27 AM
posted by raygun82

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