Better yet, I could've brought "The Hole" along and we could have waited for Mary to come out of the theatre to order the slaves to go through a re-enactment of the movie for us. AND THEN! We go and blow up the town...er Citadel - whichever, take your pick. Also, should it have been available at the time, we could've toonie hosed the guy behind the counter who was so unlucky to have been the one to inform us that the tickets were sold out. Of course if we blew up the citadel first then I'm sure we could try hosing the corpse.

Aaaaand back to our daily programming.

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I see dead people.




Or was that just my shadow?

Thats right I was driving!... Should of took the Gundam... We would of made it on time and we could of blown up the place if we couldn't get tickets!

...not to sound harsh or anything, Al, but you were driving...


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... Brilliance

First post... actually second post of the day. All I have to say is that we should of went to the Metro earlier... I blame Percy!

so many pages still to write.... should have done more work in Calgary....
But I won almost $200, score!
and Andy's nephew is really cute

Percy! What did I tell you about going off your meds!

*applause

I guess I was always under the false impression that a cold's strength was proportional to the size of the body it first inhabited. That is, I wrongly assumed that the Yellow Dart's current cold was, well, "baby-sized". But when a number of the cold's scurvy crew of germs abandoned the H.M.S. Jackson, and boarded the Queen Andy, I underestimated the sharpness of their germy swords. They have carved a course of ruin in my throat, and are taking full advantage of my roomier accomodations. And I can only blame that god damn baby. See how he delights in my suffering! ... What a fucker. Anyway, how was the big Bubba Ho-Tep? I'm heading out to see 'er pretty quick, and I'm sporting some inner wood, ha ha! (Um, metaphorical wood? spirit wood?) Either way, we all should probably hit up "Eternal Sunshine" at some convenient time. Loving the Charlie Kaufman.

I don't know what going on here, but damn it looks cool!

The trailer to live-action Japanese sci-fi movie Casshern

The last two links are from A Boy And His Computer, another excellent blog.

Watch Ol' Rummy twist in the wind on US TV...

Immediate Threat