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SPY VS. SPY!!!!

DEATH!!!

Hot huh? How hot?

Yeah another alias change! Guess the reference this is from now.

Nice quotes face.

First post of the month for me!

Does anyone have a copy or know where i can get a copy of the "Joe" commerical? And I have to be able to play it in a classroom- so it being on the internet does't work.

An if anyone is confused on what i mean by the Joe commerical- it's the molson commerical where he gets up on a stage and goes through what canada is not . "i am not a lumberjack etc . . .

Please let me know and know soon
thanks

p.s jaime is fucking hot...please refer to chemistry 161/163 help room

What the fuck is with your posts of my advice...you got some of the quotes all wrong...it is not coming from the wise china man directly...therefore is not usable on your freakin website because it's copyrighted you freakin bastard...

here's a couple pearls of wisdom I've gleaned over the years:


• "Try harder." And even if you're already trying harder- "just try harder."
  
• "A wise chinaman once said: one man cannot sail two boats."
  
• When it comes to work, "Sleep on the job."
  
• "It's time for you to get a watch."
  
• "I think we need another joint."
  
• "I just get my grandma to mow the lawn."
  
• What's a geoduck? "It's a grandpa-clam."
  
• Get baptized on the phone while telemarketing.
  
  And here's some comments of a different sort that happen to come from the same source:
  
  
• "What's the difference between Iraq and Iran anyways?"
  
• "What's the difference between Jesus and Buddha?"
  
• "What's tea-bagging?"
  
• "What's that minty-leaf called again? Oh yeah... mint-leaf."
  
  and my personal favourite:
  
  
• "I see you're wearing some traditional indian clothing."
  to which evoked the reply: "um, no... that's a sweater-vest."

Heres my last quote i promise:

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
-Ancient Celtic phrase

I think that fits me well

One more quote for the road:

Don't tell me how it is like to walk across the high wire...
For I have already done it before.

My teacher told us that proverb so we wouldn't get lazy and slack off since most of the class got a good midterm. It howevers does have meaning for me since life or the journey is never really over until the destination is finally reached. So yeah the journey really is only half done until you finally reach the final goal whatever that may be.