Yeah another alias change! Guess the reference this is from now.

Nice quotes face.

First post of the month for me!

Does anyone have a copy or know where i can get a copy of the "Joe" commerical? And I have to be able to play it in a classroom- so it being on the internet does't work.

An if anyone is confused on what i mean by the Joe commerical- it's the molson commerical where he gets up on a stage and goes through what canada is not . "i am not a lumberjack etc . . .

Please let me know and know soon
thanks

p.s jaime is fucking hot...please refer to chemistry 161/163 help room

What the fuck is with your posts of my advice...you got some of the quotes all wrong...it is not coming from the wise china man directly...therefore is not usable on your freakin website because it's copyrighted you freakin bastard...

here's a couple pearls of wisdom I've gleaned over the years:


• "Try harder." And even if you're already trying harder- "just try harder."
  
• "A wise chinaman once said: one man cannot sail two boats."
  
• When it comes to work, "Sleep on the job."
  
• "It's time for you to get a watch."
  
• "I think we need another joint."
  
• "I just get my grandma to mow the lawn."
  
• What's a geoduck? "It's a grandpa-clam."
  
• Get baptized on the phone while telemarketing.
  
  And here's some comments of a different sort that happen to come from the same source:
  
  
• "What's the difference between Iraq and Iran anyways?"
  
• "What's the difference between Jesus and Buddha?"
  
• "What's tea-bagging?"
  
• "What's that minty-leaf called again? Oh yeah... mint-leaf."
  
  and my personal favourite:
  
  
• "I see you're wearing some traditional indian clothing."
  to which evoked the reply: "um, no... that's a sweater-vest."

Heres my last quote i promise:

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
-Ancient Celtic phrase

I think that fits me well

One more quote for the road:

Don't tell me how it is like to walk across the high wire...
For I have already done it before.

My teacher told us that proverb so we wouldn't get lazy and slack off since most of the class got a good midterm. It howevers does have meaning for me since life or the journey is never really over until the destination is finally reached. So yeah the journey really is only half done until you finally reach the final goal whatever that may be.

amen! (don't know how else to say I wholeheartedly agree with you... "right on Jesse!" just doesn't have the same ring to it, and I can't very well twinkle at you across the internet and have it be understood (for those of you who don't know - it's a way of showing agreement in a consensus-style group) and coming right out and saying "I wholeheartedly agree with you" just seems dorky, but I seem to have done it anyway) *twinkle*

What's the point in living if you haven't really lived? All the injuries I've gotten are things I don't regret. I've learned from them and changed my life as a result. I know I wouldn't want to have to repeat them, but they have shaped the way I am now, and there's no going back, you can only go forward. So I'll continue to get banged up and bruised, at least then I've experienced something. Coming through unscathed can be great, but sometimes it's the little bumps and scratches that make things memorable. (to a certain degree, I won't be sticking my hand in an electric mixer any time soon... so there's a level of common sense involved, but that load of rugburn I got as a kid from sliding down the stairs was totally worth it!)

I would like to follow that proverb with something I read in an email today:

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'WOW! What A Ride!'"

At least that is how I see it.