okay, on a lark, I tried "Alison" in the name generator, and I think some of these are the funnest so far:
According to the Red Book of Westmarch,In Middle-earth, Alison was a Laughing Peredhil (wtf?)

Hobbit lass name for Alison: Peony Grenthumb from Haysend (appropos n'est-ce pas?)

Dwarven Name for Alison: Farin Deathvisor (ha ha ha!)

Orkish Name for Alison: Nazalûk the Blacktooth (I brush, promise!)

Adûnaic name for Alison: Arîdbolgeke (again, "huh?" with the Adûnaic... where does it come from?)
I still like Nalizor though (with all those fancy accents...)

Albert, midday philosophizing is almost always going to get you not-so-deep responses, that's just the way things go. That and no one has the time right now to analyze what you're saying and come up with a witty or awe-inspiring response. Besides, I wasn't being deadly serious or anything, I just hate how idiotic I feel/look when I put emoticons at the ends of my statements.

anyway, time for rant:
(must therefore switch name to something vicious, brutish and rough-sounding. Henceforward in this post, alison will be known as Nalîzôr a much less airy/girly name {what the hell is the Adûnaic language/race anyway? I've forgotten})

I am so completely pissed off right now. We had the opportunity to move one of our lab finals from the monday of the last week of class to a later date where I would've had more time to study. But someone, one person, the ever infuriating Corey, said no. And I understand that sometimes people just can't accomodate moving exams but... We have our grad banquet that saturday, and then the insane plant id final (that we could've moved) and then the next day I possibly have two other finals: my wetlands class and my human-wildlife interactions class. [what we don't get is that Corey's graduating, plus he's got one of the other finals that week too, so he should be motivated to change the date of the exam, but he always rains on our parade - not always, I'm exaggerating, and he can be a nice guy, but he can also be a real jerk] I am so royally fucked it's not even funny. I could end up getting the worst marks of my undergraduate career that week (and therefore this semester).

I mean, not only am I president and speaking at our grad banquet, but i need to find people to take on the positions of our executive next year to keep the club alive. And then on top of all my personal stress and frustrations, my mommy is going in for surgery next week and will be off her feet for at least a month. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I want to drop out now! maybe not drop out, but not finish this semester for sure, it's just too much work.

I quit.

Very cool site. Name is so fitting.

Cool link Mrs. Beckett

Well it doesn't matter if I put one more post up it's not like anyone reads all my stuff anyways. I don't know I just find it infuriating that I basically spill my heart out and I get some lame response.
Maybe I'm just asking too much in thinking I'd get some serious response back. If you can't think of a well thought out and serious response then just don't put one down.
But whatever it seems like I'm just asking too much. I apologize again.

Its okay if you don't take what I say seriously. I mean thats what life gives us. You are happy with your life.
It's just me who is not.

hey, there's no need to apologize, i mean, shit, did you see the tatoo?! THAT SHIT IS WICKIDDY WACK!!

I would also like to apologize for saying you guys couldn't or should have girlfriends as well as all the females reading this board. Getting a girlfriend does not automatically make you a better person. If you aren't even happy for yourself then there is obviously no point in having a girlfriend. All of you are great people and are not losers because you don't have girlfriends or boyfriends. It's just that I'm angry at myself for being forced into this life were it seems not having a girlfriend makes me bad. I just wish I could be beyond such concerns, That I all I'd have to do is make right in this world and that would good enough. Like I said before I feel wrong in this life, it is just making me weak, I'm not strong enough to fight for anything and I'm unfortunately taking my anger out on you guys. I'm sorry for what I said before.

I'm sorry about what I said but its just that ... I don't know somehow all this porn or moral decay just seems to be making society weak or maybe its just me. Sometimes I feel that society as a whole isn't strong enough to survive anymore, we just go about going through the motions and we don't struggle or fight for anything anymore. I think I'm not strong enough to fight for anything and when everyone just happens to talk about porn or whatever, I think this makes me weak as a person. I know not all of you go look at porn, you just stumble across it and it seems funny so you just post it. I don't know it's just me I wish I was a stronger person and I could be above everything like porn, or worry about not being good at Starcraft. I just wish I could live in a time were the only thing I have to worry about is being strong at weilding my sword and doing good in the world. Yeah thats it I just feel I'm not right for this life I rather be the moral hero doing good in this world rather then living in this pale excitence I call my life. I guess I just find porn is just another reminder to me that I'm not strong or good enough for something better. I once again apologize for what I said.

just to clarify, hard to believe but i don't actually look at Internet Porn- i just found that link on a page that caters to my interests in the banal, depraved, absurd and riddiculous (basically all of the Internet). frankly i think Edward Penis Hands is funny, and in the least satirlicious. if that link came off as being misogynous, i'm sorry for that mistake but that was not the original intent.

as for the girlfriend part, i'll just pretend i didn't read that.

and now for a Fashion DO that looks uncannily like a one Andrew Thompson, no?


And the winner of The Greatest Tattoo of all time goes to... a heartwarming pirate baby, sitting on the three eyed-sheep he just stabbed, in the rain. Apparently the mayor of What The Fuck was visiting the shop that day.