Well it doesn't matter if I put one more post up it's not like anyone reads all my stuff anyways. I don't know I just find it infuriating that I basically spill my heart out and I get some lame response.
Maybe I'm just asking too much in thinking I'd get some serious response back. If you can't think of a well thought out and serious response then just don't put one down.
But whatever it seems like I'm just asking too much. I apologize again.

Its okay if you don't take what I say seriously. I mean thats what life gives us. You are happy with your life.
It's just me who is not.

hey, there's no need to apologize, i mean, shit, did you see the tatoo?! THAT SHIT IS WICKIDDY WACK!!

I would also like to apologize for saying you guys couldn't or should have girlfriends as well as all the females reading this board. Getting a girlfriend does not automatically make you a better person. If you aren't even happy for yourself then there is obviously no point in having a girlfriend. All of you are great people and are not losers because you don't have girlfriends or boyfriends. It's just that I'm angry at myself for being forced into this life were it seems not having a girlfriend makes me bad. I just wish I could be beyond such concerns, That I all I'd have to do is make right in this world and that would good enough. Like I said before I feel wrong in this life, it is just making me weak, I'm not strong enough to fight for anything and I'm unfortunately taking my anger out on you guys. I'm sorry for what I said before.

I'm sorry about what I said but its just that ... I don't know somehow all this porn or moral decay just seems to be making society weak or maybe its just me. Sometimes I feel that society as a whole isn't strong enough to survive anymore, we just go about going through the motions and we don't struggle or fight for anything anymore. I think I'm not strong enough to fight for anything and when everyone just happens to talk about porn or whatever, I think this makes me weak as a person. I know not all of you go look at porn, you just stumble across it and it seems funny so you just post it. I don't know it's just me I wish I was a stronger person and I could be above everything like porn, or worry about not being good at Starcraft. I just wish I could live in a time were the only thing I have to worry about is being strong at weilding my sword and doing good in the world. Yeah thats it I just feel I'm not right for this life I rather be the moral hero doing good in this world rather then living in this pale excitence I call my life. I guess I just find porn is just another reminder to me that I'm not strong or good enough for something better. I once again apologize for what I said.

just to clarify, hard to believe but i don't actually look at Internet Porn- i just found that link on a page that caters to my interests in the banal, depraved, absurd and riddiculous (basically all of the Internet). frankly i think Edward Penis Hands is funny, and in the least satirlicious. if that link came off as being misogynous, i'm sorry for that mistake but that was not the original intent.

as for the girlfriend part, i'll just pretend i didn't read that.

and now for a Fashion DO that looks uncannily like a one Andrew Thompson, no?


And the winner of The Greatest Tattoo of all time goes to... a heartwarming pirate baby, sitting on the three eyed-sheep he just stabbed, in the rain. Apparently the mayor of What The Fuck was visiting the shop that day.

hmm...

Albert, not all of us are geeks locked in our basements looking up porn because we don't have girlfriends, remember that. Some of us aren't locked up, or looking for porn, or girlfriends for that matter. So there.

As for my Middle Earth names, I was either a "Respected Wood Elf" or a "Frightened Ghost" depending on whether or not my middle name was involved in the generator. And for the most part my names, masculine or feminine, are fairly similar in their non-femininity except the elvish where you can change the suffix to alter its expression.

Hence forward, I shall be known as Nalîzôr, Taraduialiel, Rundin Lightningboot or Malin Halflingskin, Azurk the Cruel and Adelard Hill from Stock or you could just call me alison. You can guess which names follow which races. I want to know my entish name!

Well last post for now... Sorry about that rant about all of us being nerdy guys who watch porn because we can't get girlfriends...but sometimes it seems to be the truth.

Thanks for the link Keri! Here are my weird-ass names

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Albert Lin Feng Yeong was a
Adventurous Elf

Elven Name Possibilities for Albert Lin Feng Yeong
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Mithré
Another masculine version is:
Mithréion

Hobbit lad name for Albert Lin Feng Yeong
Meriadoc Roper from Whitfurrows

Dwarven Name for Albert Lin Feng Yeong
Gróin Stormslayer
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for Albert Lin Feng Yeong
Gorhâk the One-eyed
This name is for both genders.

** NEW ** Adûnaic name for Albert Lin Feng Yeong ** NEW **
Kadaranî

I don't know if anyone knows but on the radio this morning they were talking about a site you can go to to find out what your name would be if you lived in Middle Earth. So in honour of Return of the King here is the address. Now I don't know how to make it a link so you will have to cut and paste it. I'm not as computer literate as some.


http://www.barrowdowns.com/middleearthname.asp (hyperlinking courtesy of your friendly neighbourhood Paras)

Mine were as follow:

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Keri Beckett was a
Forgetful Huorn

Elven Name:

Donlindëwen

Hobbit lass:

Daisy Gold from Frogmorton

Dwarven Name:

Talin Rockfeet


Orkish Name:

Muzdreg the Sleek