What!?!! That's a JOKE!? Here I was really looking forward to the next season of Big Brother... damn.


badum-bump-ksh!

Wow, I haven't been to the site for a while...

Ngz, shit man, awesome music, I'm getting caught up on all I 've missed this past year.
Getting set for April.

Here's a joke, see if anyone can finish it:
A hick, a nympho, a frenchman and a mountain nun all live in the same house...

More to come

hahaha... more to "come"!!! NOW I get it!!! I'm so dumb!!! I thought I actually had to finish it, and now the joke's on me!!! BRILLIANT!!! Jere, how do you come up with this shit? hahahaha... that's too good man.

And for all you alexisonfire fans, look what else I found on that porn site eric put up:
Check this out.

Billy the Kid & the Lost Boys
Married to Music
Lime

$8 or $7 with membership
at the...
SHARK TANK
10249 97 ST

doors @ 7:00
Bands @ 7:30

Hey guys - we went to an actual English style fish and chips shop for dinner and it brought back a few memories that made AD and Andy think I was crazy...

So for all you people not up to par on the game of Conkers check it out.

Not like anyone will care but, The director of Versus, Ryuhei Kitamura is directing the next Godzilla movie! How cool is that going from a action packed zombie killing movie to directing Godzilla! Okay no one cares... Go to hell!

I dunno know about you guys, but she looks like she's going to punch Bush in the face.

One more quick post. From the Compassion Photo Album (huh?!) on GeorgeWBush.com, does the following picture look photoshopped to you? It may not be, but amid the busy chaos and bushit of his site, nothing seems real anymore. Never mind that all the pictures are of Him with large groups of visible minorities...

From our good friends at BBspot,


	The Top 11 Television Spinoffs for The Lord of the Rings
11.	Mordor, She Wrote
10.	Touched by a Balrog
9.	The Oliphant Hunter
8.	Two Fawlty Towers
7.	Leave it to Smeagol
6.	Stormcrow and Theoden King
5.	Monty Python's Flying Gimli
4.	Orc and Merry
3.	Everybody Loves Bilbo
2.	Who Wants to Be a Ringbearer?
1.	Queer Eye for the Uruk Hai



And, for those of you who enjoyed hitting penguins across an icefield, this mini Net phenomenon now has an official history.

"In January of 2004, an odd, addictive Flash game started spreading across the internet. It is a version of Home Run Derby where a yeti wielding a club attempts to hit a penguin as far as possible across an icy field. Aside from the inherent humor in a yeti smacking a penguin with a club, the game's simple, addictive gameplay caused it to spread across the internet like wildfire, as players repeatedly tried to beat their (and each others) high scores."


Finally, because I love posting items in threes (maybe it's the use of the word "finally") and in honour of the 100 million dollar mark for The Passion of the Christ, a little advertising:

(clicky)

There are better pictures, but Culligan! Beck!... Beck works at Culligan!... And Beck will read this!... It's meant to be!

hey ngz/tay, could you post the details for that show on the 11th?

thanks