One more quick post. From the Compassion Photo Album (huh?!) on GeorgeWBush.com, does the following picture look photoshopped to you? It may not be, but amid the busy chaos and bushit of his site, nothing seems real anymore. Never mind that all the pictures are of Him with large groups of visible minorities...

From our good friends at BBspot,


	The Top 11 Television Spinoffs for The Lord of the Rings
11.	Mordor, She Wrote
10.	Touched by a Balrog
9.	The Oliphant Hunter
8.	Two Fawlty Towers
7.	Leave it to Smeagol
6.	Stormcrow and Theoden King
5.	Monty Python's Flying Gimli
4.	Orc and Merry
3.	Everybody Loves Bilbo
2.	Who Wants to Be a Ringbearer?
1.	Queer Eye for the Uruk Hai



And, for those of you who enjoyed hitting penguins across an icefield, this mini Net phenomenon now has an official history.

"In January of 2004, an odd, addictive Flash game started spreading across the internet. It is a version of Home Run Derby where a yeti wielding a club attempts to hit a penguin as far as possible across an icy field. Aside from the inherent humor in a yeti smacking a penguin with a club, the game's simple, addictive gameplay caused it to spread across the internet like wildfire, as players repeatedly tried to beat their (and each others) high scores."


Finally, because I love posting items in threes (maybe it's the use of the word "finally") and in honour of the 100 million dollar mark for The Passion of the Christ, a little advertising:

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There are better pictures, but Culligan! Beck!... Beck works at Culligan!... And Beck will read this!... It's meant to be!

hey ngz/tay, could you post the details for that show on the 11th?

thanks

Yeah, just finished watching the video... that was disgustingly amazing!

HOly cRAp!

There were times where I thought he was using the game genie but he probably wasnt. That was freaking amazing.

Bush in 30 Seconds

Whats with people just putting down random words? Thats it now it my turn! Squid ....Deer ....Pigeon ....MOOSE ....Gundam ....Percy ....Impreza ....Daytona ....Is ....Boat ....Car ....Crazy!!!

For the love of all things good, somebody PLEASE make sure adrian sees this:

Probably the fastest completion of Super Mario Bros. 3 EVER.

Moose??

For Scott "lazy " Andrews, soccer next Thursday (in the glorious, glorious snow) afternoon. Be there, or look like the guy who's page comes up when you do the "I'm Feeling Lucky" Google search for "Flyhead."

Also, uh... this:

Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.