For Scott "lazy " Andrews, soccer next Thursday (in the glorious, glorious snow) afternoon. Be there, or look like the guy who's page comes up when you do the "I'm Feeling Lucky" Google search for "Flyhead."

Also, uh... this:

Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.

*sigh*

Retarded Animal Babies

everybody wants there very own impreza wrc, so ed, I've bought from both of these sites quite regularily, so I can assure you that they are on the level.

maybang
Big Bad Toy Store

Mwhahahahahah!!!!

There's a pizza69?

I'm also happy to report that Professor Hawkins is really and truly and real and true professor...

In other news, do you need a bs email address? hawkins_professor at hotmail dot com is free to be used. Just pizza69 stuff up.

well...i guess WHAT JUSSI IS WHAT YOU GET!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

oh, me.

From the what the hell file, Oilers acquire Nedved and Markkanen from the Rangers for a minor league goalie, a prospect, and a second round draft pick. Petr Nedved?? Strange.

Well, back to robots.

b!tch f4c3d wtf! rotf lol wtf y0u s4ckz of sh!tz!

by the way, Ed, was that a real professor of yours?

kinda creepy and slutty... ;)