Yep you guessed it... Back at school again!

Another person from another country posting on this board... Was it because of Arthrun Zalla?... Owen Lowes Jr.?... Ding Egret?... Um... Hi Bob! Welcome to our board. I've already seen Excel saga and believe me the show doesn't compare to the insanity of this board!

Par- my van that i drive now once did something similar to that- pull inot the garage and try to turn the key- and oh- it doesn't turn, it's stuck- and the car is running- why because you can't turn the key- Ended up replacing the whole ignition - happy happy joy joy!

Yeah? Today I ran over a nail on my way home from work. I get out of my van and I hear this hissing sound and I quickly find the problem. Unfortunately, the van has to sit all night in the garage... so I gotta change the tire... and apparently our good hydraulic jack is busted. So I spent a good 2 hours getting dirty as hell and busting my ass to change this damned tire with some retarded little winch that gets stored in the front hood of the van. Stupid ass vans.

Well, it seems no one has read that post, so here's the twin. Apparently it's the ignition. Pulled a fuse, and the engine died. But anytime you start the car now, you need to pull this fuse to turn it off. Good times!

I sense a long day tomorrow.

You know what's great? You drive home, get the car in the garage, park it, turn the key back and take it out and, instead of turning off like a normal fucking car, it decides "Hey, I know better than the ape in the driver's seat. Let's keep running!"

So, here I am. Sitting in the stupid car (hooray for wireless networking!). Waiting for the AMA guy. Sure, I could kill the fuel line right now, but I am hoping there is an easier way to stop it. I tried unhooking the battery, but that was to no avail. Still going, key or no key. In fact, the heat is still running and everything.

I miss the old van. Sure it was a piece of crap, but at least it TURNED OFF WHEN YOU TOOK THE KEY OUT!

More on this soon, I hope.

try seeing excel saga, this fits in with all these posts.

I am sorry- i may be late- i amy not be able tp show up till 8:39- is that ok?

Yes...a catastrophically, massive blast of color and wild imagination where everyone catches on fire in a wild splash of orange, pink, lime, and berry. Let no one be spared, and may everyone drool in hot anticipation of the moment. I can see it already, can you?

So what happens if we're there before or after 8:37pm?... Do we get to blow up?