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February 19, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Par

    You know what's great? You drive home, get the car in the garage, park it, turn the key back and take it out and, instead of turning off like a normal fucking car, it decides "Hey, I know better than the ape in the driver's seat. Let's keep running!"

    So, here I am. Sitting in the stupid car (hooray for wireless networking!). Waiting for the AMA guy. Sure, I could kill the fuel line right now, but I am hoping there is an easier way to stop it. I tried unhooking the battery, but that was to no avail. Still going, key or no key. In fact, the heat is still running and everything.

    I miss the old van. Sure it was a piece of crap, but at least it TURNED OFF WHEN YOU TOOK THE KEY OUT!

    More on this soon, I hope.

February 18, 2004 -- 7:14 PM
posted by bob williams

try seeing excel saga, this fits in with all these posts.

February 18, 2004 -- 5:19 PM
posted by Pam

I am sorry- i may be late- i amy not be able tp show up till 8:39- is that ok?

February 18, 2004 -- 4:43 PM
posted by P

Yes...a catastrophically, massive blast of color and wild imagination where everyone catches on fire in a wild splash of orange, pink, lime, and berry. Let no one be spared, and may everyone drool in hot anticipation of the moment. I can see it already, can you?

February 18, 2004 -- 1:54 PM
posted by Dingo Egret

So what happens if we're there before or after 8:37pm?... Do we get to blow up?

February 18, 2004 -- 1:43 PM
posted by alison

    i wasn't eliciting that remark as a challenge, just a question.
    So chili's is on... at the conveniently precise time of 8:37 according to Par.
    do any of the benders need a ride? I'll probably have the car tonight.
    (and if you do, please phone me, i'm a very sporadic e-mail and internet checker)

    see y'all later.

February 17, 2004 -- 9:01 PM
posted by Pam

    Sp what if fernie peeps aren't here- Chilis anyways
    And I am not working thursday so i don't ahve to go to bed early

February 17, 2004 -- 8:07 PM
posted by alison

    so...
    a party on Saturday? I can't wait that long.
    is there any chance us non-Fernie travellers will be going to Chilis tomorrow?
    it is Wednesday.

    How was the interview... and the cast removal Par?
    Bet your arm feels funny now eh?
    did they give you an arm sock to get over the shock slowly?
    I got one when i broke mine... pretty funny looking...

    I had a fun interview today
    although i don't think it's necessarily a good thing
    that i thought one of them was good looking... is it?
    ...suppose, as long as i don't do anything...
    Had a nice drive down hwy 16, and i checked out Elk Island Park
    i got to try out my gaiters... in thigh-deep snow
    Fun Stuff!

    So, whaddya think? Chili's Wednesday?
    i wanna DO something!

February 17, 2004 -- 2:45 PM
posted by Dingo Egret

Still here... is anyone out there?... Right there all in Fernie...

February 17, 2004 -- 11:30 AM
posted by Dingo Egret

I rather be home doing nothing... but from the IP you can see I'm at school doing homework instead. I'm getting out of here as soon as possible.

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