38 things you SHOULD have learnt by now....

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don't worry about what people think - they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Some one who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat

26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

38. Your friends love you anyway.

Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a one amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

ohhh... i get it, the "People" part of P's post is who's going, gotcha.
perhaps i'll join some

face, i was being lazy
not trying to show disrespect
i'm what you'd call a closet trip-hop fan
but then you could say that about many musical genres i enjoy


hey, is anyone going to the international week events?
particularly those posted by P

Alright, the post that I promised to be up last night. Enjoy.

Monday Jan 26
International Week Keynote Address
12-1:30PM @ Myer Horowitz Theatre, SUB
Dr. Tom Keating and Dr. W. Andy Knight
People: P, Eric

The Arar Case: A Public Forum
5:00-6:20PM @ Humanities Centre Lecture Theatre I
People: Mary, P

Tuesday Jan 27
The Wall in Palestine
11:00AM - 12:20PM Tory Breezeway 2
People: P, Ed?

Evening
National Missil Defense Plan: Consequences for Canadian Independence
7:30 - 9:30 PM @ Engineering Teaching and Learning Complex 1-007
People: Eric, Tony, P

Thursday Jan 29
Evening
Canada’s Military in a Time of Uncertainty: Challenges Facing Canada’s Armed Forces
7:30 - 9:30 PM
People: P?, Tony?, Ed?

Listen to Howard Dean Scream! 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'

The video for house of jealous lovers is prime.

And why am I up at this ungodly hour!?

oh Spooner, as in Fischerspooner? oh i get it. yeah hook me up if you can- i have like half of one album. but yo, Jereski, the EBM (electronic body music) and even Electroclash thing is over man- dancepunk / dancep(h)unk is all the rage now. check out the Rapture:

http://www.therapturemusic.com/us.html
http://www.epitonic.com/artists/therapture.html

House of Jealous Lovers, bi'yatches, Pete knows what i'm talkin' about, yea.

and if you can find it, the Liars "Mr. You're on Fire Mr"
what's your address again? i'll send you a musical carepackage.

"whatever genre Massive Attack can be considered"

wha-?!!

Downtempo, abstract beats, ambient, acid-jazz, lounge, dub, funk, hip-hop, post-acid house; take your pick kuz either way they've used them all to become the motherfuckin undisputed pioneers of TRIP-HOP.

Those brits in Bristol stole yer soul. If it weren't for those kids you'd never have heard of Portishead, Morcheeba, Esthero, Lamb, Thievery Corporation, Tricky (of course), Groove Armada, Kruder & Dorfmeister, UNKLE, Wagon Christ, Sneaker Pimps, Cibo Matto, and a whole slew of others including all the other trip-hop acts you listen to. You owe them.

Respect it.

Hey- it's all good... I know you meant no disrespect. I'm just a firm-believer in equal-opportunity education is all.

Da peeps need t'be skooled t'be cultured yo.

And by-the-by, before I fly, get'cherself the new LAMB disc for some optimal nouveau downtempo orche-ma-strations.

Ah... that random name generator sounds a lot like me...