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December 30, 2003 -- 6:49 PM
posted by alison

    i love Amelie! perhaps i have found some parallels,
    without the sneaking into other people's homes and
    rearranging their belongings and messing with their minds...

    *sigh*

    on less happy notes:

    Beck, if you're not already registered
    (and anyone else who's not born in Canada) as a landed immigrant
    with one of those new official cards,
    you may not get back into Canada if you travel abroad.
    They're basically paving the way for more cases like Maher Arar's.
    This is bullshit.
    I can't believe the government is going to such lengths,
    most likely to appease the americans.
    Makes me think of a Family Guy where Brian discusses
    how we don't know how the world is going to end...
    flood, volcano, GW Bush...

    Speaking of apocalyptic events... the quake in Iran
    have y'all seen the news on this?
    There was an article in the Edmonton Journal today about it:
    A man from Quebec, originally Iranian, lost his whole family.
    His mother and father, sisters and brothers,
    and 100 of his relatives.
    What would that feel like, do you think?
    A city of 80 000 suffered 70% decimation by an earthquake.
    They're estimating up to 50 000 died. holy shit

    on another apocalyptic note: the bizarre wacky weather we've been
    experiencing is beyond belief... and beyond nature...
    according to some scientists.
    Could we possibly be causing all this rain/drought/flood/hurricane stuff?
    just some food for thought as you let your car idle...

    and... food for thought again...
    up until this crazy BSE stuff, we were being fed sick cattle
    sick enough that they couldn't walk to the slaughter house.
    Okay, not everyone. Paras has successfully avoided consuming
    ill beef entirely. But it makes me wonder (not about you, Paras!).
    perhaps veggies are just safer...
    Minus the hepatitis found in mexican green onions...

    Well, that's my scare tactics and sobering news for you today.
    I want to go to France!
    Sorry for all the diversions!

December 30, 2003 -- 1:25 PM
posted by Par

    It seems the Freedom Tower has caught some attention from down south... Either that or they enjoy the pictures from Beck and Keri's Party. And really, who doesn't love that tie?

December 30, 2003 -- 12:05 AM
posted by pam

wantstocomehome@rightnow

    la di da

    thats all i have to say.

    Along with - i want to come home- Thialand sucks!

December 29, 2003 -- 10:48 PM
posted by Jess

autorefresh does suck....

December 29, 2003 -- 6:55 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    FUCKING STOP IT WITH THE DAMN LOTR QUIZZES ALREADY YOU IDIOTS!!! Okay, fine then- don't. But I for one refuse to participate in such a useless waste of time.

    And in other news: Fuck Man, huh? This is new. Greetings, friend!

December 29, 2003 -- 6:23 PM
posted by Fuck Man

December 29, 2003 -- 4:40 PM
posted by alison

    well, Paras, for the record, I believe you.
    Or I would've noticed the changes in the posts
    from when they were put on and when they were "altered"
    which they weren't (so you have a witness)
    seeing as I coincidentally was around when some of these things
    were posted, and they were like that to begin with.

    on an entirely different note, apparently Vancouver is not a city
    but is instead this:
    VANCOUVER (n.)
    The technical name for one of those huge trucks
    with whirling brushes on the bottom used to clean streets.

    very interesting dictionary. one could waste a lot of time visiting it...

December 29, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by Par

    gandalf
    Congratulations! You're Gandalf!
    Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?





    Just reading my $2.00 copy of Douglas Adams' The Salmon of Doubt, and I came across The Meaning of Liff. Apparently he and John Lloyd and their friends decided to define situations and items currently without definition. Their dictionary is quite extensive, actually, even going so far as to reference itself:

    PEEBLES (pl.n.)
    Small, carefully rolled pellets of skegness (q.v.)

    SKEGNESS (n.)
    Nose excreta of a malleable consistency.

    Now, I have a Clun, and must be going. Oh, and for the record, I haven't altered posts in quite some time...

December 29, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
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December 29, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
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