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December 29, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by Par

    gandalf
    Congratulations! You're Gandalf!
    Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?





    Just reading my $2.00 copy of Douglas Adams' The Salmon of Doubt, and I came across The Meaning of Liff. Apparently he and John Lloyd and their friends decided to define situations and items currently without definition. Their dictionary is quite extensive, actually, even going so far as to reference itself:

    PEEBLES (pl.n.)
    Small, carefully rolled pellets of skegness (q.v.)

    SKEGNESS (n.)
    Nose excreta of a malleable consistency.

    Now, I have a Clun, and must be going. Oh, and for the record, I haven't altered posts in quite some time...

December 29, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by P

December 29, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by pete

December 28, 2003 -- 10:30 PM
posted by alison

December 28, 2003 -- 9:56 PM
posted by alison

    so... Edmonton's weather is not applicable? excuse me?
    what's this all about?
    maybe their thermometers just don't go that low...



    so... party at my house tomorrow... just a reminder

December 28, 2003 -- 4:09 PM
posted by AD

Gee, without matt around to post every half an hour, it just seems that no one ever bothers to post on here. I mean, it only took me a third as long to read two days posts as I thought it would. How very strange... Yet incredibly refreshing!

December 28, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

I am currently and simultaneously ignoring your destruction of my previously funny posts while masturbating to the image of that trike. HOT DAMN!!!

December 28, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by alison

    Paras, what does your day consist of that you have the time,
    or desire to search for all these pink bikes?

    it's one thing to want a bike, but to search for them? ;)

December 27, 2003 -- 9:11 PM
posted by Par

    That's pretty crappy training... Unless, of course, your three wheels are arranged more thusly:

December 27, 2003 -- 8:23 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    Hey waitasec!!! You posted that bike as a diss complement to my amazing ability to make it look like Paras has altered my posts!!!? Yeah? Well FUCK I must be correcting YOU- for your information I don't use training wheels, asshole oh mighty and intelligent poster!


    I only use one training wheel. And I lean to the left.

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