so... Edmonton's weather is not applicable? excuse me?
what's this all about?
maybe their thermometers just don't go that low...



so... party at my house tomorrow... just a reminder

Gee, without matt around to post every half an hour, it just seems that no one ever bothers to post on here. I mean, it only took me a third as long to read two days posts as I thought it would. How very strange... Yet incredibly refreshing!

I am currently and simultaneously ignoring your destruction of my previously funny posts while masturbating to the image of that trike. HOT DAMN!!!

Paras, what does your day consist of that you have the time,
or desire to search for all these pink bikes?

it's one thing to want a bike, but to search for them? ;)

That's pretty crappy training... Unless, of course, your three wheels are arranged more thusly:

Hey waitasec!!! You posted that bike as a diss complement to my amazing ability to make it look like Paras has altered my posts!!!? Yeah? Well FUCK I must be correcting YOU- for your information I don't use training wheels, asshole oh mighty and intelligent poster!


I only use one training wheel. And I lean to the left.

Holy BALLOONS I want that bike!!! er... I mean, one that sorta looks like it from Toys R Us of course... er... I mean, not a girl's bike, but a guy's bike... except pink... you know... one of those manlier shades of pink of course... like the kind you can get at Toys R Us...

HEY!!! Where the ponies is the backwards 'R' button!?!!

...and one with a basket and streamers!!! OH YEAH!!! I'LL RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD MELONFARMERS!!! WOOOOO!!! (a bottle of JDs in the basket, streamers flowing in the wind!)

Orlando quiz? How disturbing.

so... further fuelling my crush on the ever gorgeous Orlando Bloom...
I took a quiz today to find out which Orlando I am...
heh, it also further fuels my liking of LOTR, sorta figured i liked those elves...
and here's the result:


Legolas Orlando
What Orlando Bloom are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

that's not a toys r us bike....

fucker...