I found a better one

Fight Club!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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well, Paras, for the record, I believe you.
Or I would've noticed the changes in the posts
from when they were put on and when they were "altered"
which they weren't (so you have a witness)
seeing as I coincidentally was around when some of these things
were posted, and they were like that to begin with.

on an entirely different note, apparently Vancouver is not a city
but is instead this:
VANCOUVER (n.)
The technical name for one of those huge trucks
with whirling brushes on the bottom used to clean streets.

very interesting dictionary. one could waste a lot of time visiting it...

Congratulations! You're Gandalf!
Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?




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Just reading my $2.00 copy of Douglas Adams' The Salmon of Doubt, and I came across The Meaning of Liff. Apparently he and John Lloyd and their friends decided to define situations and items currently without definition. Their dictionary is quite extensive, actually, even going so far as to reference itself:

PEEBLES (pl.n.)
Small, carefully rolled pellets of skegness (q.v.)

SKEGNESS (n.)
Nose excreta of a malleable consistency.

Now, I have a Clun, and must be going. Oh, and for the record, I haven't altered posts in quite some time...

Congratulations! You're Faramir!
Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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Hurray! Or...no...? Who knew an alien infestation would count as a personality problem?

The half-hole is the only solution to the green aliens!

Congratulations! I'm Aragorn!
Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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okay, EVERYBODY take this quiz it's hilarious.

it determines which LOTR character you are
based on your personality defects.


Congratulations! You're Merry!
Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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who knew I had an insatiable bloodlust...
that secret wasn't supposed to get out

so... Edmonton's weather is not applicable? excuse me?
what's this all about?
maybe their thermometers just don't go that low...



so... party at my house tomorrow... just a reminder

Gee, without matt around to post every half an hour, it just seems that no one ever bothers to post on here. I mean, it only took me a third as long to read two days posts as I thought it would. How very strange... Yet incredibly refreshing!

I am currently and simultaneously ignoring your destruction of my previously funny posts while masturbating to the image of that trike. HOT DAMN!!!

Paras, what does your day consist of that you have the time,
or desire to search for all these pink bikes?

it's one thing to want a bike, but to search for them? ;)